Fastest clio

[pimpjuice]

Hi guys as i am new just wanted to know who has the quickest 16v?? on the site

 

[Lee Majors]

there all pretty quick, they keep up with 172s in standard trim no probs

 

[paddymph]

thatll be Nick R when its 100% done, at the moment it might be Adi i suppose?

 

[Ben j]

mine its green

 

[adiclio16v]

erm well till nick reads valver with a turbo conv goes down the strip im claimin this one

and after that im claimin the fastest normally aspirated

adi

 

[paddymph]

hang on, they "keep up with 172sin standard form"

U on drugs?!

 

[Lee Majors]

they do with lee majors drivin, hes a stuntman(me)

 

[adiclio16v]

an paddy wot u mean it mite be adi i suppose

fukin damn rite its me im a racin driver

adi

 

[paddymph]

so u are on drugs then!

 

[paddymph]

get those harnesses to f**k!

 

[adiclio16v]

lol i just need to upgrade to titanium woven ones like lee majors has an ill be even quicker

a bionic left leg would do as well to enable superfast gearchanges

but out of the car id only be able to run really fast in circles

 

[paddymph]

like taz does

 

[adiclio16v]

yeh lol

 

[Lee Majors]

hahah, i can use my handbarake and oppsite lock to roll the car down the road faster than u monkeys provided its a rolling start.

i was trained by colt seevers, u know who he is he is the fall guy and a driving god

lee

 

[paddymph]

no Mr Majors, I is the driving god

 

[Lee Majors]

haha mr mph if only colt cud hear you today hed make you his b**ch

u maybe good tho, just no one can touch colt, hes yoda with a steering wheel

lee

 

[paddymph]

speaking of yoda:

http://erc.qmuc.ac.uk/cliosport/file.php?image=1055965260__queen_mo.jpg

 

[Tom_16v]

Adi, what you had done to your valver - I mean a 14.2 1/4!

 

[paddymph]

he fitted red harnesses mate.

 

[adiclio16v]

yeh it standard apart from red harnesses im just a driving god

also being a racin driver helps me drive at maximum attack

adi

 

[adiclio16v]

its got a 2l bottom end, cams, head work, chip, ind kit, magnex zorst an de-cat

red harnesses and a racin driver behind the wheel with the reflexes of obi-wan-kenobi on speed

 

[CB1A]

Quote: Originally posted by Lee Majors on 18 June 2003

they do with lee majors drivin, hes a stuntman(me)

hey lee - i love that sound you make when you run fast on telly. I make the same noise when im on top of your mum.

 

[Lee Majors]

Quote: Originally posted by CB1A on 18 June 2003

hey lee - i love that sound you make when you run fast on telly. I make the same noise when im on top of your mum.

u know that post contains almost enough of the right words to add to the formula to create one of my action series, it has everything: speed, romance, americanism, only one thing lacking tho. a fast car

as CB1A certainly does not fit the bill.

lee

 

[Rousey]

so ur a racing driver adi

 

[adiclio16v]

oh yeh u not seen my harnesses

adi

 

[Simon172]

you gays still usin your clutches? amateurs.......

 

[Ben j]

im gonna get a green harness!! muwahahahaaaa!!!

 

[JamesG]

bloody hell ben green harness!! youll never be able to handle the speed

 

[Ben j]

i know!! should see sub 14 quarters!! u should get some too mate!

 

[night.icon]

http://erc.qmuc.ac.uk/cliosport/file.php?image=1056053519__yoda.jpg

 

[paddymph]

my yoda pics better

 

[night.icon]

http://erc.qmuc.ac.uk/cliosport/file.php?image=1056054033__yoda2.jpg

 

[2 live]

well im claiming the fastest standard 1 hehe

14.6 with only zorst n filter........god knows how quik it will be wen i finally get round to tuning it hahahahahaa

 

[2 live]

come to think of it im claiming the fastest non chipped clio in uk hehe

 

[paddymph]

hmm, well see..........

 

[2 live]

well il see u at the finish line mate

il have a smoke ready n b 1/2 way thru it by time u get there lol

 

[paddymph]

yeah cos ill go so quick ill go back in time......

 

[2 live]

lol n il be that stoned i wont see u finish the first 3 times hehe

 

[sledge racer]

can i fit green harnesses to my williams, or will red ones make me go faster than green, and where can i get some?