The Jinx
There I was cursing that someone has nicked the valve caps off the passenger side when I noticed something else.
Some other cvnt has put a hairlines scratch from the front wing to the rear bumper down the car. Most of it looks like itll t-cut out but it does actually score the paintwork at the rear.
And this is parking miles away in supermarkets, and at work I park in the end spots so only one side is open to damage.
If I ever catch anyone doing this again Ill break their fvcking legs.
Prolly some old duffer with their handbag or trolley. Probably female as well. <dons flame suit and helmet>