Handy with a spanner? CHEAP Car on ebay!!!

[Bluebeard]

Please see my link

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-FORD-ESC...66:2|39:1|72:1683|240:1318|301:0|293:1|294:50

 

[Russ_16v]

that a trade in you had mate? looks mint!

 

[Bluebeard]

It was indeed. Just not got the time to sort it out mate.

The guy fitted new plugs/leads/oil/filter literally 2 days ago!!

 

[AK]

Very nice.

Why does the advert say your names david lol?

 

[Skinny]

Very nice.

Why does the advert say your names david lol?

It's his business partner called David Sheppard?

 

[Bluebeard]

It's his business partner called David Sheppard?

Hi 5!

My advert though, just using his account. I got chucked off because I won't pay my bill! pmsl!

 

[Jordi17]

Looks a peice of s**t though if im being honest lol. spose you cant argue for the money.

 

[Bluebeard]

Looks a peice of s**t though if im being honest lol. spose you cant argue for the money.

Why?

 

[Jordi17]

Why?

just not a fan of them atall, but if someone is they sure will get a bargain.

 

[AK]

What's your best cash price?



























:rasp:

 

[Bluebeard]

I dare you to come down and say it to my face.

 

[AK]

I like my face the way it is

<3

 

[bmh.01]

Bargain for a runaround tbh and i'd bet the misfire is probably just the edis module which is about £25 from ford as they tend to be a common thing.

 

[Bluebeard]

FFS. The people of the Ebay community are dumb as f**k. Seriously, I don't know how these people manage to remember to breath. Seriously seriously retarded mother f*****s....

Some bint has just asked me ''Is it taxed and MOT'd'' I replied with ''Yws. It says so in the advert. Plain as day''.

Morons.

 

[Marky_]

Shouldn't complain. If she's stupid enough she'll pay over the odds.

 

[Bluebeard]

SOLD!

 

[riz]

SOLD!

Finesse eh?

 

[Bluebeard]

Finesse eh?

FPMSL!!! I should have known! The sensible replies were from my partner, the rude ones were from me!

 

[riz]

FPMSL!!! I should have known! The sensible replies were from my partner, the rude ones were from me!

LOL, I asked whether he could deliver it via canal, he said " No sorry"

 

[Bluebeard]

He's too f**king polite.

If i'd have got that first you'd have got a load of abuse!

 

[AK]

Bargain price that went for in the end!

 

[riz]

Do you offer any finance packages for this Finesse?


You mention the car runs superb, but later on you
also mention about a misfire? Does this mean this
escort isnt fit to carry the Finesse name?


Would you ship the car to Birmingham via the canals?

Forgot to mention, Birmingham has more canals than
venice.

 

[Tucker]

£180 cash

 

[colossuss]

Would you ship the car to Birmingham via the canals?

Forgot to mention, Birmingham has more canals than
venice.

LMFAO

 

[Jay Payne]

Coil pack would prob cure the misfire

 

[Bluebeard]

Coil pack would prob cure the misfire

Not with the leaking valve stem seals it woudn't!!

(guy that picked it up diagnosed it)

 

[Jay Payne]

Was a good guess from my arm chair tho.

Seen burnt valves on them before. (Sounds like what he ment)

 

[Bluebeard]

He reckoned that on the old OHV engines, if you bent a valve, run it at 5000rpm for about 10 minutes and it would straighten it out?!!

Does that sound comprehendable Jay?!

 

[Jay Payne]

Sounds a bit pikey to me and pub talk/urban myth.

How would the valve get bent in the first place? if it was bent it wouldnt run in the guide, it would get stuck

 

[Bluebeard]

Sounds a bit pikey to me and pub talk/urban myth.

How would the valve get bent in the first place? if it was bent it wouldnt run in the guide, it would get stuck

He was the pikeyest of pikeys!!!

He bought a £220 Escort as a family car FFS! I spend more than that on a shirt!