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Has your clio got a name?
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MarkCup
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Naming cars or referring to them as 'she' or 'her' should be punishable by death.
Despite all mine's been through, it's still just 'it'.
Despite all mine's been through, it's still just 'it'.
Monblue bombay badboy!
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its a fat little c**t that sucks up all my money so should be called the `TAX MAN` really!
Ive not named my car as in an affectionate way, in which each time I massaging down its delicate body with soapy suds and a soft sponge while whispering sweet nothings into its cute little pointy mirrors....
but if I am talking about my car to anyone I usually refer to it as 'the cup'
but if I am talking about my car to anyone I usually refer to it as 'the cup'
Right now mine's called missed:dapprove:
It's French, and its numberplate is BB973X, so I guess I ought to call it BB.
You probably have to be French and a lot older than most of you guys to know who the hell I'm talking about. I'll give you a hint. She's called BB in France. She popularised the bikini, she made a lot of films, she became known as an animal activist, and of late she's been convicted a number of times for inciting racial hatred.
But no, its a car. Cars are just things. Every thing should be given the appropriate sort of respect. People have feelings. You respect that. Animals are people too, just (mostly) dumber and with bigger claws and sharper teeth. You respect that. Cars are just mechanisms. You treat them with the appropriate sort of respect, and don't abuse them. But you don't give them names.
You probably have to be French and a lot older than most of you guys to know who the hell I'm talking about. I'll give you a hint. She's called BB in France. She popularised the bikini, she made a lot of films, she became known as an animal activist, and of late she's been convicted a number of times for inciting racial hatred.
But no, its a car. Cars are just things. Every thing should be given the appropriate sort of respect. People have feelings. You respect that. Animals are people too, just (mostly) dumber and with bigger claws and sharper teeth. You respect that. Cars are just mechanisms. You treat them with the appropriate sort of respect, and don't abuse them. But you don't give them names.
VIICarCare
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255, 230, 172, R26
MINES DAISY! 
Astra van,Mk1 nova
Brigitte Bardot by any chance :rasp:
Ive always named my cars and so does the g/f, theres nothing wrong with it really
Mk1 Eunos Roadster
^Just a bit of fun, that's all. And cars that can be as temperamental as Clios have a bit of character in them, so I don't think it's completely stupid. Only a little bit stupid lol. I wouldn't name an Audi if I had one, cos they've got no character. It'd feel wrong. I suppose some people are gonna say that any sane person would think that naming any car felt wrong, but hey, that makes me just another nutter in the madhouse.
Mk2 1.2 Campus
Piece of s**t
Astra van,Mk1 nova
lol my sat nav lady is called mona, was my g/f who names it
Shed.
Yes actually. I call it "the rat"
Mini Cooper S sport
lol my sat nav lady is called mona, was my g/f who names it
My sat nav lady is called Tin B1tch
Clio MK 4
mates call mine the pocket rocket lol
Iceberg 172
No, and I'd agree that calling your car 'he' or 'she' marks you out as being a spark short of a four-stroke......
Having said that, my Alfa gets referred to as 'Alfie' when I talk about it to my 4 year old daughter (she loves him......errr... IT) and our previous Zafira was known as the Battle Bus especially when crammed with the lads on a footballing mission....... :S
Having said that, my Alfa gets referred to as 'Alfie' when I talk about it to my 4 year old daughter (she loves him......errr... IT) and our previous Zafira was known as the Battle Bus especially when crammed with the lads on a footballing mission....... :S
Shed.
Lol, battle bus is quality. Its when people start calling their car he or she, or giving it a name like elana or kirsty, that they need to be locked up and put on horse tranq's.
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