I dislike Pheasants....

[Lal B3N]

The fat fucker done this!

Got a new bonnet for £60 and getting it painted for free so not too bad at all really.

Was kinda funny seeing it getting bounced about 40ft in the air when I hit it.
I was more worried about my cup splitter I had just fitted.

 

[Lawro]

Ouch! Glad it's not costing you too much to get sorted though!

 

[Ben]

Jesus christ, what had it been eating? Stones?

 

[Lal B3N]

Yeah can't complain about price of repairing it.

Haha I know, it certainly left its mark before it died.

 

[Tunst]

This still makes my chuckle a little :rasp:

 

[-J-]

Does not surprise me... Hit one at 70mph in my old DCI, smashed the front bumper and ripped the under tray off before firing out the back of the car in to the windscreen of a Mondeo following me.

Stupid birds, what I imagine the dodo must have been like.

 

[Lal B3N]

This still makes my chuckle a little :rasp:

Sod off lol

 

[Lal B3N]

Does not surprise me... Hit one at 70mph in my old DCI, smashed the front bumper and ripped the under tray off before firing out the back of the car in to the windscreen of a Mondeo following me.

Stupid birds, what I imagine the dodo must have been like.

Not sure what speed I was doing, think it was around 80.

I'm glad it started to fly and didn't just keep walking would of ruined my bumper if not headlights etc.

 

[Mar172]

That's lucky it hit the bonnet and not the window screen by the look of the dent it made

 

[Nyall]

Should of had the last laugh and took the f*cker home, cooked it and had it for dinner.

 

[Addicted]

Ouch! I nearly hit one on Monday, fk knows where it came from, lucky escape!

 

[joshclio999]

I hit one in the work van on Sunday but it just slid up the windscreen and straight over the top fortunately

 

[Tunst]

Not sure what speed I was doing, think it was around 80.

I'm glad it started to fly and didn't just keep walking would of ruined my bumper if not headlights etc.

Shame really :rasp:

Its more of a shed these days keep the bonnet it goes with the rest

xx

 

[Lal B3N]

Shame really :rasp:

Its more of a shed these days keep the bonnet it goes with the rest

xx

Haha!

Be better once bumper, bonnet and rear arches all painted for free

 

[Poopensharten]

lol, christ! What a mare!

 

[pbufton]

pidgeons are just as bad! Was late for work and en route in my old 106 gti, must have been touching on 90mph and it flew into my path, hit smack in the middle of the windscreen where the rear view mirror sits.

I ducked! was half expecting to see it in the passenger seat..needless to say it trashed my windscreen. I think i'd rather have been late for work that day :banghead:

 

[Joe#]

Gutted for you dude! I bloody hate pheasants too. One made a bit of a mess on my mates V6 as well

 

[stevescort172]

Nearly hit one on way down to 519, loads round there also had to negotiate the traveller on his horse and cart thing tht they race with lol.

 

[richd]

lol the dent makes it look like it was in mid flight when it hit

 

[stevescort172]

Badgers are worse, my mate had to have a new front bumper, rad and grill in his 182, the radiator was obliterated.

 

[Fletcher]

Ouch. A few years back, one took out my hilux nearside wingmirror.

 

[mikes86]

Hit a pheasant last year but thankfully it hit my protruding tow bow head on and went under the car, it did destroy my carbon splitter, arch cover and undertray though!

Ouch. A few years back, one took out my hilux nearside wingmirror.

Wing mirror? Sure that wasn't an ostridge

 

[Lal B3N]

Could of been worse I guess.

My mate hit a deer in his brand new car few years back did £3k worth of damage.

My dad rolled a classic mini when he hit a deer too lol.

 

[MJRacing]

A pheasant took out the aero bumper on the Mrs mini a few years back. Don't help we live next to a breading farm, they are every where. I remember being in a mates xr2 once and hitting a badger at 60mph, felt like the car was going to roll and don't think i will ever forget the smell!

 

[Nashy]

Haha this did make me laugh! Looks more like an aspatrian to me

 

[NoahRobinson07]

A Mate was driving at 60 in his 77' Leyland Mini (Still with toughened glass) pheasant came through the windscreen hit him in the face and landed in the back seat.

I asked if he was okay.



Then i laughed.

 

[Dan519]

Nearly hit one on way down to 519, loads round there also had to negotiate the traveller on his horse and cart thing tht they race with lol.

They breed them on the farm. Hundreds of the things get released in late summer. They're in season at the moment so they're mostly hiding. As soon as they're less likely to be shot, they sit right in the road. Idiot creatures.

 

[Fletcher]

Hit a pheasant last year but thankfully it hit my protruding tow bow head on and went under the car, it did destroy my carbon splitter, arch cover and undertray though!



Wing mirror? Sure that wasn't an ostridge

Lol it was a bloody big pheasant!

 

[Amos91]

Exactly the same thing happened to my Corsa D. Going about 70mph up the A1 as it decided to fly across. Wasn't going to swerve or brake for that!

On the way back I couldn't count to ten without seeing dead one along the central reservation. Poor placing by the shoot imo.


Still need to get a new bonnet....

 

[Leeshez]

You was lucky.

 

[Gregaarrss]

Where do you hit a pheasant? Loll

 

[stevescort172]

They breed them on the farm. Hundreds of the things get released in late summer. They're in season at the moment so they're mostly hiding. As soon as they're less likely to be shot, they sit right in the road. Idiot creatures.

Yes i must've seen twenty, funny cos dont get alot round here and had momentary forgot what it was called. ffs big bird were my words.

 

[pbufton]

Badgers are worse, my mate had to have a new front bumper, rad and grill in his 182, the radiator was obliterated.

And i bet the badger got up, laughed, and scuttled off. Hitting one of those is like driving over a brick

 

[Dan519]

Yes i must've seen twenty, funny cos dont get alot round here and had momentary forgot what it was called. ffs big bird were my words.

Pheasant is officially the best insult to call someone. Bred to shoot.

 

[stevescort172]

And i bet the badger got up, laughed, and scuttled off. Hitting one of those is like driving over a brick

No it was definately dead, pretty sure he said his mate behind in a williams run over its head as they left lol.

I know it did alot of damage!

 

[stevescort172]

Pheasant is officially the best insult to call someone. Bred to shoot.

I suppose it is, never heard of that before haha.

 

[.Steve]

Christ, good effort!

Only ever seen a pheasant once, doing the "country roads" driving lesson, just clipped the bottom of it as it flew past, safe to say I s**t myself.

 

[Knuckles]

Did you hit it on its dick?

mustve been well endowed

 

[Knuckles]

To elaborate

 

[Joe#]

Only you could of noticed that Scott