Just Nailed a Deer

[Jam-Speed]

Was driving home early tonight for a change not too much traffic and was going some, when what should walk out but a small deer. WALLOP!!

Car kind of like hit it then felt like it took off momentarily!

Drove about 500yrds until I made it to somewhere i could pullover, had a look at the front expecting the worse......

The actual damage to the car isnt too bad but there is blood guts intestines and an actual whole organ!! (I kid you not)

I was nearly sick as the stench is unbearable.

Bumper is smashed as is my lovely carbon splitter, rad looks fine, wings/headlight are fine. seems to drive normally aswell. the charcoal filter thing is cracked and broken and some arch liners and bits of plastic are missing.

But overall it might just be the most disgusting I have ever witnessed first hand. I mean there is blood everywhere even on th boot some how...loads on the wheels

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Pics.

 

[Jam-Speed]

I will take some but I worn you it will be rank, will I get in any trouble from the mods? I dont want to get in any trouble?

 

[nobblebonce]

stop being a titty arse lol

 

[riz]

no thats fine just post pics.

 

[hey_ladys]

shud of took it home and cooked it

 

[DaveLiquid182]

I had the same when i hit a fox a few yrs ago. Blood and snot everywhere :dead:

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

Nah, there was a thread involving a deer yesterday actually, that was pretty rough.

 

[Dash]

Oh

Hope you get it all sorted out soon.

 

[Jam-Speed]

ok hang on now goin 2 take pics

 

[16v_er]

your thread title is misleading......lol

 

[Jam-Speed]

just realised i dont know how to upload them, I was nearly sick again takin those pics hope u r all happy now!!!! how do i upload?

 

[robson11]

poor bambi

 

[Brett]

Gutted mate, terrible that your cars damaged.

 

[Tucker]

dude be careful about how you approach the compassion side of things with hitting an animal.

dont know if you read the thread when someone hit a dog

 

[Jam-Speed]

I know I dont want to offend anyone, on the other hand some people want to see pics, which I have and they are SICK but
i) dont know how to upload them and
ii) dont wanna get in trouble because they are disgusting

 

[iimushroomzii]

Upload them to photo-bucket then post the links here.

 

[DaveLiquid182]

Just post links to them. Beat me to it

 

[Rob]

If you wish to upload them just use www.photobucket.com and then once you have uploaded them each image has 3 codes underneath it which you can copy, you want the code labeled "IMG Code"

If you don't have an account, i would advise you get one purely because you'll use it a lot to upload photos of your car when you've done any mods etc...

also beaten to it... damn!

But yeah as said you can also just use the "direct link" code which will mean we have to click on them to view them, also meaning you can put a warning on them telling people what they are in your post so they know before opening them.

 

[Pimpdaddy]

Well done old bean. Have you mounted it over the study fireplace yet?

 

[Jam-Speed]

PLEASE NOTE THE IMAGES BELOW ARE IN MY OPINION DISGUSTING ONLY CLICK ON THEM IF YOU DO NOT MIND THIS (please note the links may not work)

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/jdizzle_04/DSC00108.jpg

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/jdizzle_04/DSC00109.jpg

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/jdizzle_04/DSC00110.jpg

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/jdizzle_04/DSC00111.jpg

http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq101/jdizzle_04/DSC00112.jpg

and no I have not mounted it above the study fireplace.

 

[hey_ladys]

Well done old bean. Have you mounted it over the study fireplace yet?

LOL

 

[The Boosh!]

FPMSL thats well bad.... reminds me of that BMW eats deer thread!

 

[Sash]

:dead:

 

[hey_ladys]

hahaha whos cleaning all that off for you

 

[Jam-Speed]

pffff f*ck knows....a cat in the night hopefully lol

 

[robson11]

thats sick, a mate of mine also hit a deer in his 206 it came thro the window and caused him to lose control flip, go down an enbankment on his roof and in to a river he still dosent know how he got out but hes lucky bcoz they can kill you

 

[Hally-XIX]

ha ha ha ah class that like

you must have been giving it some for it to disintegrate like

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

LOL at the blood on the wheel.

That's proper mingin'.

Is that your nice shingle drive it's parked over though:S TBH If it was me, it'd be parked down the road over the night tbh.

 

[Pettsi]

Crikey

 

[Jam-Speed]

a mate of mine hit a deer in his 206 it came thro the window

sounds like that queens of the stone age music video

 

[Ex-User (19928)]

a mate of mine hit a deer in his 206 it came thro the window and caused him to lose control flip, go down an enbankment on his roof and it to a river he still dosent know how he got out but hes lucky bcoz they can kill you

Christ.

Sounds like the story an old work colleague told me about one of his old work mates.

He was driving from Rye back in the direction of Brighton, hit a HORSE that ran out from a field. It went through the window and started bleeding it's guts out into the cabin (and as a result onto the driver).

Said the guy needed counselling.. You shouldn't laugh but..

 

[Cro]

wow all those pretty disgusting pics and none of the damage :rasp:

 

[Alastair.]

pics of the deer please

 

[willow]

mmm yummy!
makes me remember when i worked at nationwide crash repair doing an apprentiship, had a car come in that had hit a dog, and who got the lovely job of stripping it! me
urggghhh

 

[iimushroomzii]

PMSL! Venison for tea it is then lads!

 

[n0rm]

isn't deer a delicacy........business opportunity me thinks in this credit crunch!!!

 

[guysy]

No need for an air freshener any more. Open the window.. And smell that BBQ'd Deer.

Pics are rank lol.

 

[Mark One]

FPSML !

 

[Struggler]

keep the windows up and the blowers off!! lol
there any pics of the damage?
or some of the whole car??
musta shaken u up abit