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Everything electric stops working every now and then. Get a tick tick tick tick sound from by the fuse box. The lights flash like a mofo and then stop working, the windscreen wipers stop working, the electric windows stop working more or less everything like that. Car still runs fine. After a while it will all start working again or if you stop turn the iginition off and lock unlock the central locking with the key fob everything is fine again.
Repeat at annoying times and that the s**t box for you.