Land Rover
Bloody well should be £5k.
Then you could buy a 2012 Fiat 500 Abarth, that is still in depreciation, and needs money thrown at it.
Spell checker offered defecation as an alternative
£5,000? I asked via PM for offers around £4,000 which resulted in complete silence from the guy who was interested on here.
There’s plenty for sale at less money, it depends on what you want.