Most embarrassing car you've owned?

[Fantom]

I'm still winning I believe.

There is no more embarrassing car! You win hands down!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

There is no more embarrassing car! You win hands down!

Yeah I'm not proud

Still, it got my willy wet so I shouldn't be too down hearted I guess.

 

[Chris_Beer]

Loved it..

 

[wozzaa]

The 2CV while I wouldn't own one. Isn't really that embarrassing.

Now imagine a 6ft tall, 20+ stone bloke. Driving around in a yellow Fiat Cinquecento sporting. With a front seat that had broken requiring me to drive it home with my legs up near my ears as it was stuck forward.

It was not a fun drive. Basically it was exactly like a scene from the inbetweeners. Only I was fat as well.

 

[172Ben]

my metro

 

[banther]

My first car. This exact colour w/ obligatory bead seat covers

 

[leeroybrown]

emmmm Kia Pride for me.......... :-/
1.3 lol Used to give it some and it would squat like a cossie lol

 

[Daz_RT_04]

Probably my most embarrasing... It was shite! I'm pretty sure I used to brap it around everywhere due to its very loud Baileys dumpvalve lol.

 

[ckings6056]

I had a rover 45 - paid 130 quid for it... Put 50k on it in 18 months. Never laid a spanner on it apart from using a baked bean tin to repair a 'slight' blow in the exhaust.
It was a shed. Everyone I know took the piss by calling it Gilbert...
The drivers window didn't work without falling off the runners.
There was more rust then bodywork. But for some reason it kept going lol.

 

[Bluebeard]

emmmm Kia Pride for me.......... :-/
1.3 lol Used to give it some and it would squat like a cossie lol

I passed my first test in one of them!!

My instructor had a wooden leg and used to whack it with his walking stick when I wasn't paying attention!

 

[_Tom]

How is that embarrassing?[/Q

Lol I was on the wind up.

 

[Mr Burns]

Can't get any worse than an old Rover or Corsa IMO. Everything else is at least a little bit cool because of its age or rarity.

 

[incy-spider]

Renault 21 savanna, pretty embarrassing to drive but for £250 it was mint and had only done 40k best vehicle for surfing though and the ride was smooth, soaked up bumps better than my Landy!! Came to its demise when I ripped the whole side off driving a bit to fast through a narrowing in the road with a bus coming the other way, she still drove straight but looked even worse!

 

[Llewellyn]

I think this is a strong contender, polo saloon:
http://www.cliosport.net/threads/my...o-saloon-twin-carbs-bucket-seat-caged.688346/

 

[leeroybrown]

I passed my first test in one of them!!

My instructor had a wooden leg and used to whack it with his walking stick when I wasn't paying attention!

hahahah creased at that!

 

[Goodj]

I thought my MG ZR was bad enough.
Bu then I bought a Clio.
The only good thing to come of that was discovering this place.

Lol @Spinksy Remember when you thought all that green tat was a good idea? :wink:

I think this is a strong contender, polo saloon:
http://www.cliosport.net/threads/my...o-saloon-twin-carbs-bucket-seat-caged.688346/

nonono. Saloons are supreme.

 

[Spinksy]

Lol @Spinksy Remember when you thought all that green tat was a good idea? :wink:
.

Yeah haha, still something about it though...

Nah preferred the gold tbf

 

[Gally]

My steering wheel vibrated so much at 60mph it phased out of our space time continuum,
but when I got it to 80mph it went back to normal.

The first time my headcase best mate got in the car he screamed 'F*CKING SLOW DOWN MAN'!
Because the car was rattling that much, I told him I wasn't even doing 30 and he said,
'You've got to get rid of this car mate'! lol

Fpmsl! My mate had a 1.4 sport metro or something! It was during the modding years. This thing had so much stuff stuck to it, it would go over 45mph! Mental thing!

 

[Gally]

A good friend had a mk1/2 Polo fox! That was embarrassing! Struggle to think of any redeeming features barring the smell of soap bar!

 

[Scrooge]

I owned and drove this for a couple of weeks until it sold. Tappety piece of s**t.

I had this for a few months until someone opened their door on me. Not sure which is worse tbh

 

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i will add 2 , one British and RWD which to be fair then took me on to buy a dolly sprint , the other mid engined 2 seat RWD and italian , it had all the promise from the description .........however!!

and yes it really was Jewish racing gold !

 

[MarkX]

TT, never usually admit to having had one lmao horrible, horrible things

 

[Gandi69]

Austin metro 1.3 Vanden plas 5 door

 

[Ethan1996]

Not a car I've owned, but on the first day of Sixth form my dad dropped me off in this. Not even the same on the left and right side, different shapes etc.

 

[DaveDreads]

Oh I don't know, some decent rims get it slammed on the deck with some wicked stance
and it would still look sh*t.

 

[Mr Burns]

I like them.

 

[DaveDreads]

Yeah well as a BMX enthusiast you've probably fell on your head a few times,
so you can be forgiven.

 

[General Dave]

I had this beast for a few weeks while i waiting for my Celica GT-Four to get registered.

Yeah baby 4x4 rally Subaru, Switchable 4wheel drive from a switch on top of the gearstick.
Did fantastic donuts.. on a wet field!!

 

[Mr Burns]

I like that too.