Turkish: [
looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose  to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new  one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.  
 
Tommy: Why me?  
 
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.  
 
Tommy: How's that?  
 
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I  don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.  
 
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?  
 
Turkish: [
Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh,  nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
Dunno why but this just came to mind.