Nismo juke RS winter detail

[BaileyWolves]

With my cup being in the body shop and having some time off work thought I would treat the Mrs car to a detail and machine polish now I think it’s going to rain ?

 

[JB21]

Most pointless and fugly cars on the road! I like it!

 

[imprezaworks]

Are these quite quick.

 

[BaileyWolves]

It’s a strange one mate they are quick and have an lsd on mannual ones and in sport mode they really do move but it’s a weird feeling of going so fast and being in a juke ?‍ Actually handles really well

 

[imprezaworks]

Yeah we've had a couple of the dig Tec or whatever they are. They go okay, like you say, weird

 

[BaileyWolves]

I don’t get in it much to be honest , and furthest I go is the garage to put fuel in it for the mrs, think we gonna have another when it’s due for change might have a white one this time with the optional bucket seats

 

[Darren S]

It says 'Nismo' when I can think of pretty much any other Nissan that would be more deserving of the badge. Aside from a Qashcow, of course!

It's like Nissan's marketing dept. has been able to raid the trademark bin with impunity. Imagine an Aston Martin Cygnet being labelled as a DB5 or Vantage?

Of course, if the Juke-R was a mainstream car to purchase, I'd be eating my words....

Cracking effort on the detailing results though.

 

[BaileyWolves]

Ha ha cheers mate when the mrs wanted a juke obviously I wanted something errrrm sportier as I pay for it every month !!! Marmite car I guess ?

 

[JB21]

The hate for the Juke doesn't come from the car itself for me, but the people who drive them, most of them look like junior sales reps who are the most arrogant c*nts on the road! It used to be Insignia drivers, now its Jukes. I presume its because they where the cheapest lease cars on the market at the time and handed to the young pond scum sales reps!

 

[BaileyWolves]

Cheers bro ! Love you too

 

[JB21]

Cheers bro ! Love you too

Haha you don't count as you have the hot model ?

 

[BaileyWolves]

I presume u mean my mrs mate ? I personally think they are for girls and nonces ?

 

[Ex-User (72296)]

Are these quite quick.

Not at all

 

[Rojer]

0-60 in 7 seconds and 215bhp, not bad.

 

[Ex-User (72296)]

Hmm, I drove one and it felt much slower than my 172 at the time. Sounded nice though

 

[Coops Mk1]

Hideous things, but deftly wiped with a rag sir, well played.

Interior looks so dated too, and it's one year old, crazy