Not really sure where this should go but..

[Mat-g]

..is what I said to a girl before I got a black eye. Kidding. Due to insurance premium mickey takery I've had my car off the road since June-ish, and now my beloved old dear has stepped up to the plate and said she would front me my premium. Happy days. I'm going to just go somewhere for the weekend in the whip to celebrate getting my car back (which is so standard I feel embarrassed even asking) and as such would like some company. I live in Cambridge, was thinking about going to Cornwall or somewhere nice? Any shouts/volunteers? Smokers preferred PM me if you're remotely interested or if you have any good places to go for a relaxed drive for a 1.2 haha. Anywheres relaxing to drive to in a 1.2. I'm rambling. PEACE

 

[Mat-g]

Oh, it'll be the weekend after Tuesday November 8th.

 

[aucky]

..eh?

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

I dont understand a word of it..

 

[Mat-g]

Road trip? Just need a suggestion of where to go chaps.

 

[Kane.]

As soon as I read the first 10 words I knew it wouldn't make sense.

 

[clancy]

wales

 

[Mat-g]

No humour then? Sorry. All of Wales or a certain place?

 

[Stu.]

have a steady drive up to scotland.

 

[Spark]

Fronting as in paying your premium, or as in shes put herself as the main driver. Let's hope it's the first or this won't end well.

 

[pendulumx]

It's not ending well if it's the former or the latter

Letting your girlfriend/mum pay for you is sad
Letting her be the policyholder when you're the main driver is illegal

 

[Mat-g]

Nah sorry she's been robbing charity boxes since last October. Jheez, next time i'll save you all the trouble and drive off a cliff.

 

[aucky]

Nah sorry she's been robbing charity boxes since last October. Jheez, next time i'll save you all the trouble and drive off a cliff.

If you don't speak clearly on here, people will never respond helpfully.

After the fourth time of reading it, I have deduced:

-your mum has given you £3k for insurance
-you are looking on CS for a date to take with you on a drive
-your return key is broken / you are allergic to paragraphs.

 

[mark123]

Jesus, give the guy a break! He's only asking for some suggestions.

 

[PP200t]

^^ totally agree. North Wales is a nice trek. Over dinas mawdrey (sp) to Barmouth.

 

[172lover]

you came on here looking for a man-date?..............you've come to the right site anyway:evil:

 

[Mat-g]

To anyone I offended, I am most sorry. Proof my return key is functional:

In reference to j6pkp1234's comment, is that a mountain?

 

[JCC]

Well I had a chuckle at the opening line anyway. Come to Scotland, awesome roads, awesome scenery, try Haggis and Irn-Bru and become a real man.

Avoid picking up a casual smack addiction on the way.

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Well I had a chuckle at the opening line anyway. Come to Scotland, awesome roads, awesome scenery, try Haggis and Irn-Bru and become a real man.

Avoid picking up a casual smack addiction on the way.

Awesome weather?

 

[Bluebeard]

Awesome weather?

And stab rates. iirc.

 

[alex-avfc]

This has gotta be a wind up!

 

[JCC]

Awesome weather?

Never. At least you know what you're getting though, it's either raining/been raining/is about to rain.

And stab rates. iirc.

That's only in Glasgow.

 

[Mat-g]

Where in Scotland buddy? I'd get to the border and go 'now where?' Without a destination I'm lost Wales or Scotland?

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Go to south wales at least, The rest it s**t. I would go to cornwall.

 

[Mat-g]

now you've thrown me :/ I like the ice cream in Cornwall tbf. I'm only really after a destination so I can get back from sleeping in my car and doing what I like for a weekend and tell people I went to Cornwall. Not that I spent a weekend by myself being a f*cking loser because that's what I like to do. Or, anyone got any suggestions as to cool stuff to go and see on this fair isle?

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Watergate bay is nice, Just look for the surfing areas and you will find the women

 

[Mat-g]

In October? Ha, you live near Wales? Fancy meeting up for a skin if I pass that way? I need ideas for my car.

 

[Adam.]

And stab rates. iirc.

That's only in Glasgow.

I seen a ned get stabbed in Buchanan Street once, he was more interested in keeping the blood off his new Rangers 'tap'. LOL

 

[Dan D]

This is by far one of the most unusal threads I've read in a while.

 

[NinjaGutz]

Come to Manchester

Oh no wait..

 

[BrianB]

How about saving the money you where going to use on said "road trip" and try paying your mother back for bailing you out?

(unless you where also going to bum off her for the road trip too)

 

[PP200t]

To anyone I offended, I am most sorry. Proof my return key is functional:

In reference to j6pkp1234's comment, is that a mountain?

Yeah it's a mountain range. Very tricky roads. Loads of fun

 

[Mat-g]

YO! Wasn't asking for financial advice people, just places to go in England for a drive. Financial details bYoil down to, my mum is paying the 1300 for my insurance, I am paying her back monthly. Is that alright? Fronting: lending someone the money that they don't have available immediately. Plus, she's my mum, what's wrong with he helping me out? Tricky like potentially drive off-able?

 

[PP200t]

Take no notice mate. It's nice you have a mother like that!!

 

[Joe#]

:S

 

[aucky]

Tricky as in fun. Twisty etc

Might not be what your after if you want a "relaxing" drive

 

[p@blo]

If you don't speak clearly on here, people will never respond helpfully.

After the fourth time of reading it, I have deduced:

-your mum has given you £3k for insurance
-you are looking on CS for a date to take with you on a drive
-your return key is broken / you are allergic to paragraphs.

Rofl