number plates

[ben_p]

hi, i am ordering new plates for my car, and i want white both on the front and the back as im gettin german plates, is this legal

 

[Middo]

fraid not. none of the good designs are.

 

[ben_p]

wot will happen if i do

 

[Has]

expect to be pulled and fined

 

[Da]

and dazzle the driver behind you.

 

[patty]

the police will take them off your car and insert them up your poo pipe

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or theyll fine u...