oh dear!

[Struggler]

The owner of this car works at a shop at the top of my road.

So everytime i go up my road, ive seen this car slowly evolve!

it started life as an odysee blue (i think) clio grande,

and now it looks like this!

you can kind of see the origional colour at the edge of the bumper!

it is a bit of an eye sore if you ask me, but each to their own!

 

[gunner3011]

wow. get a great reflection off the paintwork though...

 

[Beef-Mc]

Jealousy is an awful thing.

 

[realnumber 1]

f**k me, that's bad lol.

 

[Pedro]

RIP...

 

[JoeyD]

I'd be too embarrassed to stop and take pictures... looks bad; real bad.

 

[Jimbo-Clio]

That could of been epic! yet its shocking

actually sooooooooooo bad why would u do that

 

[jack_davey]

why is it people assume painting a truly sh1t car satin black is some sort of improvement?

 

[gunner3011]

why is it people assume painting a truly sh1t car satin black is some sort of improvement?

atleast paint the whole car and dont miss parts of the bumper etc

 

[Struggler]

the roof is worse! its asif i has been painted with a paint brush!

and im dissapointed nobody has caught on to the fact that that is infact a rear bumper on the front of the car (note the numberplate light and shockingly mis-shapen arch gap!)

if im bored enough tomorrow, ill give him a flyer! perhaps he'll sign up and claim his glory!

 

[gunner3011]

the roof is worse! its asif i has been painted with a paint brush!

and im dissapointed nobody has caught on to the fact that that is infact a rear bumper on the front of the car (note the numberplate light and shockingly mis-shapen arch gap!)

if im bored enough tomorrow, ill give him a flyer! perhaps he'll sign up and claim his glory!

it actually is a rear bumper aswell, that is truly shocking! please give him a flyer, id love to see the comments if he osted in the media section

 

[JoeyD]

Are the wing mirrors covered in insulation tape?
:S

 

[Paul.]

nice.

 

[Hazza]

Only thing i like is the exhaust!

 

[Camble]

That must be the shittest body shop in the world, you can see even more blue on the top of the sills under the door shut lol.

 

[Dm_26]

LMFAO at that rear bumper on the front hahahahaha

 

[TimR26]

How all Clios should have left the factory IMO

 

[z8jay]

That must be the shittest body shop in the world, you can see even more blue on the top of the sills under the door shut lol.

Don't think it's a bodyshop job. Looks like this tool has tried to wrap the car himself.

 

[toomer]

Lesson 1 on ruining a phase 1 lol what a joke

 

[Vicky.]

Needs burning.

Pmsl at the rear bumper on the front, how did that idea ever cross the owners mind and seem like a good one!?

 

[VIICarCare]

is that meant to be satin black? i thought it was rubbed down or summat awaiting to be sprayed!? lol, i just couldn't

 

[Ollie82.]

So when you said 'evolve' i think you meant its an example of 'devolution'.

Another example of a numpty with some sort of visual impediment which makes his brain think that all that s**t looks good.

 

[GeorgeH]

the roof is worse! its asif i has been painted with a paint brush!

and im dissapointed nobody has caught on to the fact that that is infact a rear bumper on the front of the car (note the numberplate light and shockingly mis-shapen arch gap!)

if im bored enough tomorrow, ill give him a flyer! perhaps he'll sign up and claim his glory!

And you can see the exhaust exit on the drivers side..

 

[jackfm]

Atleast the 6x9's are in the right place. Oh, wait...

 

[jackfm]

Atleast the 6x9's are in the right place. Oh, wait...

Actually I did hear you get the best sound and 5bhp if you fit them next the the driver-side, rear window.

 

[steve 172]

WOW

 

[chriscummins7]

f**k my life... normally when body kits are this bad they are actually put on quite well and in good condition. This really has NOTHING going for it

 

[Struggler]

i wish i had take more pics over the time,

it had silver trim all over it once,
and massive side skirts all painted the same colour (still very badly)
the front bodykit was differnt, and the rear one had some mesh in it.

not sure why he went down this route, but the exhaust really isn't worth liking,
it makes a god awful racket going down the road.

but im sure he loves it!

 

[Pete.]

I'm really feeling the bad boy bonnet. Hang on he's painted the lights. Epic he has set modifying back 20 years with that.

 

[J.B.]

Wolfrace wheels, it's ALWAYS wolfrace wheels on piles of dooze like this for some reason.

 

[Curley]

This is somebody's pride and joy yous are mocking.

Bag of shite!

 

[Twisty]

Somehow when I look at that Clio it appears to be devolving into a Corsa which makes me feel a bit ill.

Some respect for getting stuck in and doing something different - but I never was one for sticking bits of plastic on the car anyway.

 

[Struggler]

Oh, dear, god!

i drove past this today, and have an update,
its been turned into what looks like a pick up!

didnt really get a good look at it,
but next time its parked at the top of my road, i will!!

 

[Demi]

dont like

 

[Rob]

More pics needed! LOL!

 

[K1NGY]

modding 101

 

[Struggler]

sorry its taken so long guys,
its not been at the top of my road for a while,
but it was a few days back and i got some snaps

note the pickup style floodlights on the top,
not sure why the bonnet isnt shut either,
but at least hes made an attempt are removing that front exhaust cutout,
massive inlet trumpet FT........(L/W)

you really have to get up close to appreciate how s**te the work is here,
lots of what looks like expanding foam,

however it does look like he has made some attempt at strengthening it, (not the metal poles in the gap in the woodwork toward the spare wheel well.

and a great job at smoothing the boot!


im not sure how he intends to keep the water out of it, but its filling up with rubish atm!

truley shocking,
but at least now it is different! lol

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

Words.

They have failed me.

 

[Jordi17]

whos is it? lol

 

[Struggler]

ive never spoken to the kid,
he lives near me, and always parks this thing at the top of my road!!

ive also just thought,
what happens if he needs to change a bulb/shock?

i can imagine thats the kind of engineering that wont come apart easly!