Wax your bonnet removing all flies first (drag again)
Bend wing mirrors inwards, remove aerial.
Remove all fluids including windscreen washer, brake fluid, engine oil and petrol (apart from a tea spoon full for your 1/4 mile), put pumped-up trailor wheels on the back instead of those dragging standards, starve yourself for a month, go for a colonic irrigation session, pick your nose, pick your bum, pick your ears and spit before you get upto the line. Shave all hair including down there and legs/arms etc cutting eye lashes for those extra 1000ths of a second, remove one eye ball (you only need one) and 4 fingers can be chopped off and your toes too, not to mention your best friend and his two buddies. (remember to use light-weight bandages to avoid blood spillagge, but allow for at least 2 pints worth of bleeding before sealing.)
I reckon you could shave off a second doing all this (testarossa teritory)....