Scotrail FTFL!!! Mind this:
" Bear i'll call you in 30mins i'm jus getting on the train"
"Don't phones work on the train?"
"Aye they do, but i'm scared some wee ned will nick it."
LOL
PMSL infvckindeed!!
Now i roll wi the mobile in my manbag, safety first..
if it was DU08 then the guy stays up west end, i've slept wi him a few times..