I've done some pretty epic aquaplaning in my time but luckily got away with it, never had the pleasure of Diesel or Oil. My favourite aquaplaning episode was in an ST220, giving it some on a wet but not soaking back road that I knew well. I took a bend at a reasonable speed to find the road flooded in front of me without much time to react, got the car pointing to the other side and the wheel straight and hoped for the best. Skated straight across the water and out the other side in one piece, but as I continued to drive I could hear strange tinkling noises all over the car. Stopped and got out to find all four jacking point covers had come off and were being held by the little thread of plastic on each. The force of hitting the water had knocked them all off, thank god for that handy little feature or I'd have lost them all none the wiser!