The Clamborghini 1400

[E11OOT]

Want me to narrow it down to saaaaaaaaaaaaafend? Seafront you muggy fakin cant!

Southend ain't that bad really, my worst experience there is beaching my mini on one of the speed bumps along the front, mucho embarrassment!

I'd rather be there than Glasgow TBH.

 

[Turkish]

"I dont think this cars the fastest thing out there, had alot faster cars but this flys for a 1.4"

Read the first post mate, thats what i wrote. I said i will also post up a video too as evidence

I did read your post it also stated

"Fastest 1.4 out there i recon"

Bold claim as pretty much any GT Turbo would have you for brekkie, let alone the quick ones...
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[theduck]

^^ Excellent point! Infact didnt an R5 hold the record for fastest FWD car a couple years back?

 

[m0ssy]

LOL. Nice paint chop.

Could someone shop the crash damage out of the pics though?

 

[Nick172Cup]

Lol at the 7 seconds to 60. To be fair my cup does it in just less than 7, maybe I should take a drive down to Essex to see and drag this phenomenon 1.4! Then we can see how quick it really is! Cliosport Nationwide Meet in Essex!

 

[Turkish]

Do they still do the timing runs at Trax? If so maybe he should back up his big man talk for all of CS to see there...

 

[Gaz.]

Punto GT and Uno Turbo is a lot faster and 1.4 too. Then there's Starbo's, 1.3 power!

 

[Chris205]

Just get a video of the car doing the claimed figure and if it achieves it well done, but if it doesnt then you're going to look like a tool

Easiest way to settle the sly digs, just get video evidence

 

[Turkish]

Video's can be tampered with way too easily. Like I say get the car to Santapod or Trax if they still do the drag timing there. Step up, CS can watch and then instead of chatting s**t he can post his timing slip up instead...

 

[Topgeartom]

Hope your fully comp, still there goes the NCB eh?

 

[m0ssy]

Was the front ender caused when doing one of these 7 second 0-60 runs?

Accelerating too fast and couldn't brake in time?

 

[A18XHO]

when i mean 1.4 i mean 1.4 clios

i have plently of video evidance of this car beating alot of cars you wouldnt think it would and alot witnessed by members off here, but i would get skummied up by the po po on here

If your out and about in essex at the weekends and watch the racing (not naming locations for the reason above aswell) you would have seen this car do

Clio turbo (red 1 with twin exhaust and clio tb number plate)
saxo vtr (breathing mods owned by a members brother off here is the closest)
bmw 316, 318, 320, 325 (e36 and 46)
vectra 3.2 v6 (chip, decat and airbox mod)
fiesta ztec s (new and old)
fiesta st
fiesta xr2i
escort gti
406 turbo
nova gsi
astra redtop (good mates of mine with videos to)
golf gti mk1,2 & 3

 

[A18XHO]

Video's can be tampered with way too easily. Like I say get the car to Santapod or Trax if they still do the drag timing there. Step up, CS can watch and then instead of chatting s**t he can post his timing slip up instead...

look in meeting section under the latest essex meet. Tried organsing a north weald airfeild run what ya brung day but nobody wants to go . Im still going and will post up my times

 

[Dan D]

This is amusing.
Thankyou

 

[JCC]

That's it, bugger getting an RS I'm getting a 1.4 next.

 

[Naith]

hahaha, some of the above can match/beat an RS let alone yours...

plus u street race and openly swing ur shaft about it?

now i think your a whopper

 

[Turkish]

look in meeting section under the latest essex meet. Tried organsing a north weald airfeild run what ya brung day but nobody wants to go . Im still going and will post up my times

Get to trax then, there's enough CS'ers going to verify your run and you'll get a pretty little slip to post up that wont get you into trouble with the police....

 

[DB.]

Puh Lease dont tell me you think your 1.4 Clio is faster than those cars?

 

[Topgeartom]

Either your a proper real-life fruity bun, or every single guage indicating performance on or near your car is wrong.

 

[Gaz.]

316, they are slower than a doley is at getting a job. A 1.2 could probably beat it!

 

[Paul.]

this thread is s**t hot. Its a wind up though right??

 

[wallis_172]

this is hilarious :rasp:

 

[N!CK R]

Can we see the videos that you have promised us...

That is some list, wonder if they realised you were trying to race them tho?

 

[Gorms]

FFS cant believe i wasted all that money on a 200 when i could have picked up a 1.4 taken the rear seats out and be bangin out 7 secs 0-60! IM SUCH AN IDIOT!

New best thread ever! oh and whats nup with the bonnet?

Paul

 

[Turkish]

Can we see the videos that you have promised us...

That is some list, wonder if they realised you were trying to race them tho?

Or perhaps he's one of the tools that is prepared to kill himself, anyone else on the road and/or barrel roll his car into the nearest signpost for the sake of getting half a car length ahead into a roundabout.

 

[Paul.]

Or perhaps he's one of the tools that is prepared to kill himself, anyone else on the road and/or barrel roll his car into the nearest signpost for the sake of getting half a car length ahead into a roundabout.

even if he was/is one of those bellends he'd still be slower than most in that wee list just posted

 

[Bondy89]

LMAO

 

[Vicky.]

Lol didnt go for the red wheels and vinyl roof then Alex??

Still, wheels look much better now.

How on earth do you manage to start so much trouble with every thread!

Wouldnt mind seeing you do a run at Santa Pod or Trax mind you!

 

[Naith]

Re: Update of my car
lol at the thick, arse licking sheep members on here.

1. I have NEVER claimed to have a vtec engine, never have or will so dunno where you clowns get it from and keep going on about it?.... i have already told you this

2. The type r bit is a piss take, like amphersite is

Tyres are Kumho ku31's

Scott1205: The car does go V well, quicker then a vtr and sits up the arse of a standard 172 till 125. Ask anyone whos been out with me and seen the car

CS.... Ruin him

 

[Bondy89]

what time you reckon you would get at santa pod or 1/4 mile??

 

[Topgeartom]

The car does go V well, quicker then a vtr and sits up the arse of a standard 172 till 125. Ask anyone whos been out with me and seen the car

Stevie Wonder a regular passenger?

 

[A18XHO]

no round aboouts on an industrial estate lol

i dont care, im not made of money to go to tracks all the time (alot of you on here saying go to tracks have never evenbeen to 1 yourselfs LOL) i have my fun plus more where ever, i dont sit on cliosport 24/7, i do have real life friends to go out with and not online 1's ive never met so im not really botherd you lot dont like playing on the roads. Thats what they are there for

 

[JCC]

How have you not run out of posts yet?

 

[A18XHO]

CS.... Ruin him

haha you geek! classic example of somebody who needs a life lol

 

[Adam.P]

no round aboouts on an industrial estate lol

i dont care, im not made of money to go to tracks all the time (alot of you on here saying go to tracks have never evenbeen to 1 yourselfs LOL) i have my fun plus more where ever, i dont sit on cliosport 24/7, i do have real life friends to go out with and not online 1's ive never met so im not really botherd you lot dont like playing on the roads. Thats what they are there for

no offence, you "street race" and play on the roads, a good mate of my got killed by some mug street racing and hitting him side on, so please don't dangle you're wangle about racing, second of all, a clio 1.4 keeping up with an rs till 125, theres admition for the whole world to see you drive like a cnut

 

[Chris205]

Video evidence needed!!!

 

[Topgeartom]

a clio 1.4 keeping up with an rs till 125, theres admition for the whole world to see you drive like a cnut

and talk like one too it would seem.

 

[Gaz.]

haha you geek! classic example of somebody who needs a life lol

If you ever meet Naith you will see his has a life, and an actual fast car.

 

[Chris205]

just to say as well, please think about what you're posting on a public forum that can well be checked by police regularly, and your registration is clearly visible from your pictures

Biting at everyone's comments wont really help your case, yes people may find it hard to believe, so prove them wrong and get some video evidence of your car hitting 0-60 on a road where those speeds are prohibited and not some 30 limit housing estate

If you act like a tool dont expect to be treat normally

 

[Turkish]

i dont care, im not made of money to go to tracks all the time (alot of you on here saying go to tracks have never evenbeen to 1 yourselfs LOL) i have my fun plus more where ever, i dont sit on cliosport 24/7, i do have real life friends to go out with and not online 1's ive never met so im not really botherd you lot dont like playing on the roads. Thats what they are there for

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O Written down the side of mine Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.