The 'I work in I.T' thread

[charltjr]

 

[Donny_Dog]

Network and speaker combo

 

[SharkyUK]

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[charltjr]

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That’s going to be one big ass subroutine

 

[SharkyUK]

That’s going to be one big ass subroutine

Even more so if planning on supporting a negative value input argument, too.

 

[Advikaz]

someone’s going to have a sore botty!

 

[Donny_Dog]

Data breaches are so common, they're not even IT news now are they.
The amount of API's to and from 3rd parties here is mental. Dog s**t security, if any. But nevertheless, once that 3rd party has the data, then you're just fucked anyway. All posture checks of other entities are just based on hopes and dreams - in the form of a self assessment tick sheet.
"Yes we have defence in depth. Yes we have MFA"
No you dunt

 

[charltjr]

I give up.

We have a customer complaint that if they change the name of the license file we provide from license.txt to licence.txt then they get an error saying the system can’t find it and they can’t log on.

On the one hand I almost admire the level of pedantic nitpicking needed to do that in the first place, but to then raise it as a product bug is a whole new level.

And yes, I know they’re technically correct and in UK english it should be licence, but we’re a global company who does a lot of business in the US and frankly we can call the damn thing horsetodger.txt if we f**king want to.

And….. breathe.

 

[KitsonRis]

I give up.

We have a customer complaint that if they change the name of the license file we provide from license.txt to licence.txt then they get an error saying the system can’t find it and they can’t log on.

On the one hand I almost admire the level of pedantic nitpicking needed to do that in the first place, but to then raise it as a product bug is a whole new level.

And yes, I know they’re technically correct and in UK english it should be licence, but we’re a global company who does a lot of business in the US and frankly we can call the damn thing horsetodger.txt if we f**king want to.

And….. breathe.

Oh it infuriates me having to use American spelling in code as a lot of methods and that are like .getColor() and authorization

Gahhhhh!!!!!

Although I do have great pleasure closing support tickets going “user error” when they are clearing being a moron.