The use of the word ''Detailing''.....

[Bluebeard]

Does anyone else get fcuked right off with people using the phrase 'I detailed my car' only to find when you open the thread that all they've done is wash it and polish it??

Seriously grinds my fcuking gears.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no detailer, but I appreciate the art of detailing. I read every thread in this forum and I can clean a car properly but I don't call myself a detailer because I don't 'detail' a car. ie I don't use tooth picks to clean the dirt from the thread of the tyre valves.

Maybe i'm just getting old and grumpy.

 

[Si]

Re: The use of the word ''Deatailing''.....

I hate it when people misspell things in the thread title

I know what you mean though. Although it is easier to type and read than say "I foamed, rinsed, foamed, washed, rinsed, clayed, polished, sealed, waxed my car today".

 

[Scrooge]

Not your best rant Dan but yep it's annoying, almost as bad as 'check out my euro'd clio'.

 

[Dave..]

I agree.

People seem to use it as the new word for "I've cleaned my car".

Rather than, I've spent all f*cking day out in the sun, getting heatstroke, trying to get all the f*cking scratches out of this b*stard car and cleaning all the bits that no f*cker is going to look at anyway.

 

[Bluebeard]

Re: The use of the word ''Deatailing''.....

I hate it when people misspell things in the thread title

English C grade GCSE is the only qualification I posess.

And I'm still struggling on what i've spelt wrong! lol.

 

[drhowser]

Ah, welcome back.

How was the crazy woman in the end?

 

[Si]

Re: The use of the word ''Deatailing''.....

And I'm still struggling on what i've spelt wrong! lol.

Nothing anymore.

 

[Bluebeard]

FLOL!!! No idea. I left her to dave. She wants to (I quote) Tear my fcuking arms off....

Stupid cow.

 

[drhowser]

You should phone her up and keep talking about her worn bush.

 

[Matt W]

My favourite 'detailing' thread was when the guy moistened his car with a hose then said he spent all day on it.

 

[richy22]

I swear you made a similar thread recently about this??

Yes I agree

 

[Owen]

My favourite 'detailing' thread was when the guy moistened his car with a hose then said he spent all day on it.

Lol. Wasn't it about post #3 before someone pointed out he hadn't cleaned the rear window?

 

[SimonR.]

Was that the one inside a warehouse or something?

 

[richy22]

Yes

 

[Gally]

And it wasn't even clean iirc.

Yes indeed Daniel the word has been diluted.

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/show...r-Protection-Detail!-*FRP-Content!&highlight= I know it's mine but it was in "detail"

And then something like this... No offence intended... http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?494597-detailed-the-naughty-rep&highlight=detailed

 

[theduck]

Wheels still looked dirty on that second link...

 

[jimbo666]

Lol. Wasn't it about post #3 before someone pointed out he hadn't cleaned the rear window?

I missed this! link?

 

[Cliotoby]

I dont let such petty things bother me, but yes, it does cross my mind briefly when I open a thread on DW and some guys basically SRP'd a car and put some cheapo tyre gel on, and called it a detail, and even set up his own business....

 

[Gally]

Flol!

What about that Gav guy aswell! He was a hologram installer by trade iirc.

 

[Cliotoby]

What an ugly fucker. Hes not as good looking as you Gally.

 

[Gally]

Who is.

 

[Will.]

Who wants to Detail my car? I can wash it, but I can't detail it.

 

[Gally]

Payment in Blowies?

Do you not live close to anyone on here mate that would do it for beers and lolz?

 

[Cliotoby]

Payment in Blowies?

Do you not live close to anyone on here mate that would do it for beers and lolz?

HHAHAHA brilliant.

That Guy in the photo I posted.

So is Dave KG.

 

[Will.]

Payment in Blowies?

Do you not live close to anyone on here mate that would do it for beers and lolz?

There probably is. Just need ask around. Didn't bother in the winter. My lips always split which makes for bad blow jobs.

 

[Cliotoby]

Oh dear god

 

[Matt W]

That picture is amazing.

Right, i'm off to detail my car with a broom and some fairy liquid.

 

[Jay.S]

Dont forget the brillo pads to shine them alloys.

 

[richy22]

Whats this thread about?? The one with the posted picture above??

 

[Jay.S]

The picture is something to do with Toby being jealous of that guy making it in the detailing world :rasp:

 

[richy22]

I want to read said thread. Bored today.

 

[treemanx]

FLOL! That is the most vertical face ive ever seen*, I'd hire him to clean someone else's car whilst I enjoyed laughing at his face.

*edit - apart from beaker from sesame streets/muppets?

 

[Coby.]

I detailed my kitchen earlier... I wiped the surfaces down with a microfibre cloth.

 

[richy22]

Read my post above...am I the only one who started singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" in my head???

My trail of thought went "....read said thread..." oh that almost sounds like the band "right said Fred" cue camp song going around in my head.

Especially as willdot was on about sucking men off.

 

[Goodj]

isn't Detailing when someone just starts to clean their car then goes OCD about it?

 

[chris_p]

I detailed my arse after a healthy session on the crapper, some would say wiped, but 'detailed' makes me sound much more middle class.

 

[renclio]

Haha In my eyes a detail is the full works, machine polish etc, that is where the big money is charged. What most people do is give there car a quick wash and polish, and add something that a detailer hates, "swirls".

Gally wants me to clean his tailpipe for him, jealous ?

 

[Gally]

He doesn't want you to, you are doing it!

 

[Revels]

There are some massive detailing snobs on here.

 

[Cliotoby]

There are some massive detailing snobs on here.

Dont hate the player, hate the game.