Thieves

[Jon.L]

6am stolen van dumped outside front door window was put in with a hammer and 2 other cars got stolen around the area last night lucky my bors st-3and my sport wasnt gone! to make matters worse i had got in at 3.30 am had to be up for work at 8 so i had bugger all sleep! Theyve been snooping before i rcon as me dog smashed the gate the other day andwe foudn him sat in the lounge ha legend!

 

[TomBear]

what was that in english

 

[AK]

what was that in english

+ 1 lol

 

[Richy59]

Cars stolen, his wasn't, clever dog.

 

[tyranical]

Cars stolen, his wasn't, clever dog.

ROFL! :lolup:

 

[TomBear]

Cars stolen, his wasn't, clever dog.

and he gained a van

whats the problem??

 

[Richy59]

lol yeah

 

[PinkoCommie]

Cars stolen, his wasn't, clever dog.

 

[MrMark]

pmsl.

 

[iimushroomzii]

You what?

 

[JCC]

Your dog smashed your gate?

 

[Mostro]

LMAO @ this thread.

Still none the wiser! :S

 

[TomBear]

perhaps the dog is the thieve

 

[PinkoCommie]

LMAO @ this thread.

Still none the wiser! :S

I'm gonna give it a go.

[At] 6am [there was a] stolen van dumped outside [my] front door. [The van's] window was put in with a hammer, and 2 other cars [had] got[ten] stolen around the area last night.

[It was] lucky my bors[?brothers?] [Ducatti] st-3 and my [Renault]sport wasnt gone! [Then] to make matters worse[,] I had got in at 3.30 am [and] had to be up for work at 8[am,] so i had bugger all sleep! They[']ve (the van theives) been snooping before i r[e]c[k]on as [my] dog smashed the gate the other day and we [found] him sat in the lounge. ha legend!

:lolup:

 

[MRBILLYUK]

6am stolen van dumped outside front door window was put in with a hammer and 2 other cars got stolen around the area last night lucky my bors st-3and my sport wasnt gone! to make matters worse i had got in at 3.30 am had to be up for work at 8 so i had bugger all sleep! Theyve been snooping before i rcon as me dog smashed the gate the other day andwe foudn him sat in the lounge ha legend!

........ and breathe

 

[iimushroomzii]

I'm gonna give it a go.

[At] 6am [there was a] stolen van dumped outside [my] front door. [The van's] window was put in with a hammer, and 2 other cars [had] got[ten] ((been)) stolen around the area last night.

[It was] lucky my bors[?brothers?] [Ducatti] st-3 and my [Renault]sport wasnt gone! [Then] to make matters worse[,] I had got in at 3.30 am [and] had to be up for work at 8[am,] so i had bugger all sleep! They[']ve (the van theives) been snooping before i r[e]c[k]on as [my] dog smashed the gate the other day and we [found] him sat in the lounge. ha legend!

:lolup:

.

 

[TomBear]

i still dont get how the dog comes into it though

 

[iimushroomzii]

Maybe the dog barked and scared the bastids off?

 

[PinkoCommie]

[had] got[ten] ((been))

Damn, yep, you're right on that one. Nasty americanism I used there.

i still dont get how the dog comes into it though

ha legend!

Didn't you read? The dog's a legend.

 

[Fletcher]

lol... at this thread!

 

[Alastair.]

 

[Jay_A]

6am stolen van dumped outside front door window was put in with a hammer and 2 other cars got stolen around the area last night lucky my bors st-3and my sport wasnt gone! to make matters worse i had got in at 3.30 am had to be up for work at 8 so i had bugger all sleep! Theyve been snooping before i rcon as me dog smashed the gate the other day andwe foudn him sat in the lounge ha legend!

Sell your RS and go buy a Corsa. you'll fit right in with the crowd. Infact perhaps its was a Corsa Cruise gone bad?

 

[.Gem.]

Haben sie einen grosse schnitzel?

On topic...I havent really got much clue as to what the dog has to do with anything, but Im glad your car wasnt damaged/stolen

 

[Josh@Renparts]

dog drove stolen van through gate, didn't bother with your cars end.

 

[Alastair.]

dog drove stolen van through gate, didn't bother with your cars end.

flol

 

[Pete.]

Could it be that the ST3 is a Focus by any chance or a misprint of his bors STD or is that ho's. God I wish that they had text speak classes when I went to school.

 

[tyranical]

Its like f**king cluedo.

I reckon the dog killed the thief in the lounge with the candlestick. Who's with me?

 

[gaz_5103]

people be careful, were looking for a dog in a van (possibly with a cat?) breaking gates and trying to steal renault sports, it is thought that the dog has a sexually transmitted infection

 

[AK]

I thought it was snoopy ...

 

[Alastair.]

caught him on web cam, still at large

 

[Vish]

I'm confused, the dog smashed the gate and was sitting in the lounge?

How did he get into the house after smashing the gate? Did he smash the front door too?

 

[Rob.]

I'm confused, the dog smashed the gate and was sitting in the lounge?

How did he get into the house after smashing the gate? Did he smash the front door too?

Maybe the front door is a gate. so the dog smashed the gate (front door) and sat on the lounge floor and some reason thieves are scared of a dog that sit on lounge floors.

 

[Mostro]

Caravans don't have front doors, just gates

 

[kully]

ok that's enough on this one