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Upbadging Nonces



Dicky Belly 2

ClioSport Club Member
  Mk1 Audi TT 3.2 V6
Rear seat ‘delete’
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Djw John

Scotland - South
ClioSport Area Rep
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX
Well, akshually I had one. But it still wasn't a ST s-max.

Just a s**t one.
 

DaveDreads

aka Philomena Cunk aka Barry Shitpeas
ClioSport Club Member
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX
In the same way Renault put a 2.0 petrol with the F4R engine code in a people carrier, didn't make it a Renault Sport though, unless you spent a fiver in Halfords, then it did.
 

Klumpy Dumpy

Not all gingers stink of piss. But I do.
ClioSport Club Member
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX
Aye but yours has a pull-out bed inside

Which is quite the opposite of the driver I heard as he never pulls out 🫦
 

McGherkin

McPension
ClioSport Club Member
I started typing a reply to Dave's post the other day going full BoatNonce and quoting "ahhcckkktuwallly, there's a 2.5 S-Max petrol engine based on the...."

Oh f**k it.

Mine would be the STI-Max. Sextually transmitted infections TO DA MAAAXXXXXX
Haha nerd
 

R3k1355

ClioSport Club Member
There's quite a following for OEM wheels on other marques, obviously people have been putting Porsche wheels on VDubs for donkeys years.
 

Matt Cup

ClioSport Club Member
  Iceberg 172 Cup
I am surprised Honda haven’t jumped on the “-line” bandwagon like every other manufacturer tbh.
 

Flob

ClioSport Club Member
If it makes you feel better I probably couldn't afford a set of tyres for it. Once you've taken it all to bits and scattered them across the garden and drive but tell everyone online you are doing a K-swap your relationship will still undoubtedly break down and you will buy a Toyota to get you too and from your place of work where everyone already knows what a mong you are.

Edited for accuracy.
 

davo172

ClioSport Club Member
  TCR'd 172
t***s who have a chameleon tint and /or one of the centre low level flashing touring car/F1 style brake lights fitted too!

Makes me FLOL every time I see them🤣

Then the people who buy the cheapest s**t private reg they can to fit on the full on financed, white ex lease, bog standard (merc 180 c/w AMG badge and team Hekos usually).
Then re space the letters and numbers (if driven by a female this will have at least 2 XX somewhere in the reg) so no fucker other than them knows what it says or means!

If you have to explain what a private says or means (if it not your initials) then it's s**t, time to save up some more pennies and get a better one.
 
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