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Upbadging Nonces

Check this guy out with his Holden.

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s**t picture because we have "AI" cameras in the vans that shout at you for blinking for too long. But it's a super rare FK1 Mugen Type R. I assume the stripe makes it a Mugen Type R anyway...
 
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I had the misfortune to be behind this today. It really had it all.. wind deflectors, those fake Louvre things on the 1/4 windows, a noisy exhaust, stick on splitter, bonnet bulge, diffuser and spoiler. A number plate that looks far too much like 'pedo boy', a 'Z' nissan badge and a badge that says 'bad ass edition'

Bingo card complete.
 
It's missing fake stick on louvres on the rear 1/4 windows, for the full mouth-breather experience.
 
Whilst it's not upbadging of sorts, my mate has fitted similar temu tat to his car. Those shitty little plate holder things (why not just screw the plate to the bumper using the holes you've just screwed the holder to?) a spoiler add on from, I assume, a fiesta, and the most horrific splitter you've seen since the Max Power era

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All this whilst having two front tyres down to the cords, and ESP light that keeps coming up, and a boost leak. But you know...... priorities
 
Looks like you need better / different mates, I'd keep your distance so you don't get caught up in the inevitable paedophilia scandal that's about to head his way...
 
Looks like you need better / different mates, I'd keep your distance so you don't get caught up in the inevitable paedophilia scandal that's about to head his way...

I've tried to point out the error of his ways, but it's what he likes. If we all like the same things, life would be pretty boring, and it's just a difference of opinions I guess.

Fuckin offensive to my eyes, but his choice.
 
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