bit of a long story mate and im not proud, me and 2 mates were out for my birthday, one of them is 6ft 4" and built like a tank so everyone thinks as he is big they can have a go, anyway, were in the club having a good laugh and stuff then i turned round to round up the boys to go home.
i see the big man lying across a sofa with 2 others knocking lumps out of him, so me and my mate start grapping them off then from nowhere about 5 or 6 others jumped us, turned into a right mele, next i know a bouncer has me outside and wallops me twice, (it still hurts!!) so i walked round the corner and waited on him appearing at the smokers tent thing and got my revenge!!! bouncers in edinburgh are not allowed to hit anyone unless they throw the punch,it should be same here here so i was riled at him lamping me.
then my mates came out the club head first and the 3 of us started fighting, the police turned up and warned us to go home, (we were fighting as the big one sais we shouldve left him and kept ourselves out of trouble!!), anyway, stupidly, we didnt heed the warning and carried on grappling, then we were lifted and charged with breach of peace and violently resisting arrest
policeman said in the morning
"do you boys know what you done?? it was like something out a jakie chan film, once you ran out of people to hit you started leathering each other!!"
anyway, im not proud and that was my first time in a police station, as w3uan may well verify kirkcaldy isnt the best place to go clubbing, last time i was at that club my girl got glassed, simply for asking the girl who stole her mobile to return it!!
w3uans car sounds nice which was the point of my 'spotting' post
