What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)

[Pacman.]

The last time I looked at this thread it was 9 pages WTF has happened in the 8 hours I've been at work!!

 

[Gally]

It's still 9 pages.

 

[Herr Flick]

The last time I looked at this thread it was 9 pages WTF has happened in the 8 hours I've been at work!!

It's still 9 pages.

FLOL
I remember the days of having a bagillion pages with f**k all on each page.

 

[Ray Gin]

That's the twitter girl that shoves things up her minge. Her name isn't actually Paige Taylor, that's just a name she uses to hide her identity. All I know is she's 19 and thinks she's famous ffs. Can't actually remember where I found that pic, bet she wouldn't like it posted on twitter though.

 

[Tyler@Ultimate]

from the twitter feed

ghost sex

292 up, 109 down

A daring sexual maneuver where a man and woman begin having sex in the doggy style position. While the man is pleasing his woman, his friend comes out of the closet quietly behind them. The first man acts like he is adjusting while his friend takes his place. Making sure the female is facing the window, the first man runs outside and waves at her while his friend is giving it to her from behind. Guaranteed to make her look like she has seen a ghost.

That's f**king hilarious

 

[welshname]

Would.

 

[Scutch]

That's the twitter girl that shoves things up her minge. Her name isn't actually Paige Taylor, that's just a name she uses to hide her identity. All I know is she's 19 and thinks she's famous ffs. Can't actually remember where I found that pic, bet she wouldn't like it posted on twitter though.

Therefore you know what to do. Out the b*tch unless that rabbit is shoved up her snatch.

 

[Budgie]

Paws for a second.

Before you go hatching a plan.

Bunny boiler.

 

[Hixle]

That rabbit looks f**king terrified.

 

[Hixle]

Paws for a second.

Before you go hatching a plan.

Bunny boiler.

If a woman came out with those rabbit puns I would Thumper.

 

[Toby]

Bet she's fed it carrots, dunno how she'd hold it though.

 

[Camble]

I laughed so hard at that.

I was always of the understanding that that was called "the phantom".

 

[Budgie]

Good effort boys.

I'll make a pun out of you yet

 

[Budgie]

Hop to it.

 

[Silent_Scone]

It's so when her mom reads her twitter feed and see's "on cam with my rabbit" she's mislead and doesn't realise her daughters filth


LOL Luke

 

[Knuckles]

Flol at the candle in her snatch

Edit: a f**king gun!? In her front bum!?

Edit: batman!? Noooooo. Ill save you!

 

[Chris_ZS]

Someone say Bournemouth?

Oh wait, i'm a bit far behind. Where's the reply from this new bird?

Best thread i've read in a long time.

 

[C.J]

This thread is not what I expected.

I've been nursing this semi for 10 pages.

 

[Sam]

This thread is not what I expected.

I've been nursing this semi for 10 pages.

LOL.

I think we need to get back on topic.

Phase 1 gear knob + Someones dark hole = Happy Daniel

 

[mr.valver]

....

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I'm still waiting for a reply from Roxy

 

[Bluebeard]

I am so confused right now....

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I am so confused right now....

Click on Suzies FB page, look at her friends list and right at the bottom you will see the lovely Roxy.

https://www.facebook.com/suzie.chambers1/friends?ft_ref=mni

 

[seb]

Someone make some cliffs.

 

[scotty2hotty81]

I am so confused right now....

You started it!















Way way back on eBay :lolup:

 

[Barrie.]

I've always thought the ghost sex thing was referred to as "the window cleaner"

 

[seb]

Someone make some cliffs.

Summary of decent posts?

 

[welshname]

Summary of decent posts?

Random post of man selling old shoes.
Find woman selling used underwear
Find she's got a camera for sale
Daveron sends her an email asking about the camera and if she'd think about using it for sexy shows
She says she already does and what she is actually selling is her time
We get excited and ask if she would f**k a ph1 gearstick on cam
In the meantime we find her sordid user on a dodgy website
She declines
We find her mate
Ask her mate
Awaiting response

In between there was finding a 19 yo that shoves things up her hoo haa every thursday on twitter and lots of puns.

edit: Why are you blue, Seb?

 

[slob]

Good summary.

 

[seb]

Cheers!

 

[Spiezels]

Great summary as I've completely missed this!!

What pages are videos?

 

[meves]

Great summary as I've completely missed this!!

What pages are videos?

Videos are chargeable and wouldn't have gear stick in them. As this is a site purely for car enthusiasts, nobody can watch a video of a naked woman without a gear stick being the focus of the lady's pleasure. So basically we are currently without a video.

 

[Dave..]

What the f**k have I just read?

 

[Knuckles]

I've always thought the ghost sex thing was referred to as "the window cleaner"

i thought it was called the houdini

Also, just noticed the list... who put 'car meets' in? LOL!

 

[16v_paddy]

What the f**k have I just read?

Thought this would be pretty tame in comparison to what we exposed you to on fb last week :rasp:

 

[Dave..]

Thought this would be pretty tame in comparison to what we exposed you to on fb last week :rasp:

Oh FFS, I'd just forgotten all about that as well!

I'm going to be damaged in a few more weeks at this rate.

 

[Harpham]

Oh FFS, I'd just forgotten all about that as well!

I'm going to be damaged in a few more weeks at this rate.

Go on...

 

[Chapster5]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)

Snowballing is Definately wrong.

 

[Knuckles]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowballing_(sexual_practice)

Snowballing is Definately wrong.

have you heard of the abe lincoln?

 

[Chapster5]

have you heard of the abe lincoln?

Just googled it... That takes skill.