What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)

[Tony Hunter]

Re: What the fcuking fcuk??

Has this fkn world gone mad, just cannot believe some of the sh1t on here for sale.

 

[Cub.]

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Don't worry Tony, there is a market out there for 'old mans' stuff as well.

 

[Tony Hunter]

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I hoard like all old people, it will all come back into fashion at some stage.

 

[Bluebeard]

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I smell like all old people, it will all come back into fashion at some stage.

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[Tony Hunter]

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Brut ?

 

[Gally]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Daniel has me in tears. CS has certainly brought the lols!

 

[Bluebeard]

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Brut ?

Piss and Battenburg.

 

[Chapster5]

What the fcuking fcuk??

You can buy Brut gift sets my mate stocks them.

 

[JamieG]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Daniel has me in tears. CS has certainly brought the lols!

Exactly this, sat down trying not to laugh too loud, to draw questions being asked by the other half!

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

You can buy Brut gift sets my mate stocks them.

Maybe we could get Suzie to stick one up her minge?

 

[Cub.]

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I hate battenburg. Genuine hate, which is unusual for me and cake.

 

[Tony Hunter]

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You can buy Brut gift sets my mate stocks them.

FK!! do they still sell that sh1t.?

 

[Cub.]

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Maybe we could get Suzie to stick one up her minge?

Get her to stick some battenburg up there.

 

[Bluebeard]

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I hate battenburg. Genuine hate, which is unusual for me and cake.

You're certainly no stranger to the cake shop.

 

[Cub.]

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You're certainly no stranger to the cake shop.

Lol - times are a changing colsheface!

 

[Chapster5]

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FK!! do they still sell that sh1t.?

Yeah! Baha my mate used it a couple if times smelled like a w**k stain on a tramps sleeping bag if memory serves.

Here's the set he gets in.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Get her to stick some battenburg up there.

TBH she could probably actually get Prince Louis of Battenburg up there

 

[Cookie]

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Finally got home to look at the sick depraved filth. She's not all that. I am looking forward to seeing her ram a handbrake from a '96 Espace up her jacksy though.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Finally got home to look at the sick depraved filth. She's not all that. I am looking forward to seeing her ram a handbrake from a '96 Espace up her jacksy though.

Tears!

 

[Tony Hunter]

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Yeah! Baha my mate used it a couple if times smelled like a sank stain on a tramps sleeping bag if memory serves.

We all smelt like that in the 70's, that and Old Spice.

 

[Chapster5]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Finally got home to look at the sick depraved filth. She's not all that. I am looking forward to seeing her ram a handbrake from a '96 Espace up her jacksy though.

LOL so many requests to stick stuff up here hahaa.

 

[Cookie]

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She's got melty flaps like a Renault steering wheel hand grips. f**king moist.

 

[Marc.]

What the fcuking fcuk??

They smell both Brut and Old Spice at Tesco. Our local one caught a 12 year old boy stealing a bottle of Brut the other week!

 

[Bluebeard]

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Chapstick, does your mate work in a pound shop or something??

 

[Tony Hunter]

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They smell both Brut and Old Spice at Tesco. Our local one caught a 12 year old boy stealing a bottle of Brut the other week!

Must have escaped from a home, poor boy.

 

[Chapster5]

What the fcuking fcuk??

He has his own little shop inside a retirement village apart from moaning they love a blast from the past. He gets them from a warehouse in Manchester called Rayburn Trading.

 

[Quid]

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My god this thread is awesome.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Suzie just emailed me a pic of herself!!

 

[Cub.]

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Chapstick, does your mate work in a pound shop or something??

Colsheface stop wasting your energy, you're supposed to be building up our stocks for the business. I can see an imminent peak in demand. If you don't, I'll send Tony around to milk you like a west country cow.

 

[Chapster5]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Actually

http://www.rayburntrading.com/promo/xmas2012.pdf

Page 14

 

[Tony Hunter]

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I actually cannot remember what it smells like. Might have to go to £ stretcher and get some, just for a sniff.

 

[Chapster5]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Suzie just emailed me a pic of herself!!

Ill take a pm of that...

 

[Cub.]

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Suzie just emailed me a pic of herself!!

Send it to colsheface, it will help with tomorrow's stock take.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Ill take a pm of that...

No it's a face pic so its safe to post up here. 2 secs.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

What the fcuking fcuk??

Smash the granny out of it, oh wait.......

 

[Quid]

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FLOL

 

[welshname]

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LMFAO

 

[Tony Hunter]

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Send it to colsheface, it will help with tomorrow's stock take.

If thats true, I'm going to ring the local nut house, and say there is free test drives tomorrow.

 

[GeorgeH]

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This thread is brilliant, actually pissing myself with laughter!

 

[scotty2hotty81]

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Where is dave? I'm sure she will have a horse costume knocking around for him.

i can't believe how this thread has gone since this morning lol.