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What the fcuking fcuk?? (Incredibly NWS)
- Thread starter Bluebeard
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Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Ill have a look laterany news Ronaldo
Nah nothing as yet!
You think she's playing hard to get?
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
lol I was thinking that when reading Cookies post!
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Is there any way of setting up a sort of reverse auction where we can advertise want we want ie gear stick insertion and then get deviants to bid how much they would do it for? A sort of sleazebay auction. I'm thinking I might be onto something here!
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Wasn't it a piss take of a song by hale and pace??
This is the real song
http://youtu.be/EVzmEq1KnVw
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Will there be karaoke at CSS13? I could sing that and get a blinding bit of audience participation going!
We could do the karaoke before the premier of Suzie does CS......
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
lol it was me that posted the proper song up first!
I said that they did a piss take of it!
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Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
They're playing my song!
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Yeah sorry got a bit carried away!
Still no reply. I'll see if she replies to my email tomorrow if not I might Facebook her
The licenses you would have to have to have would be ridiculous mate anyway aren't brothels frowned upon in the eyes of the law
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Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
The licenses you would have to have to have would be ridiculous mate anyway aren't brothels frowned upon in the eyes of the law
When a call comes out to a known brothel it's a fight to put up for it on the radio lol
LOL I delivered Pizza to a brothel once... Quite awkward when a fit blonde opens the door in a pink bra and knickers and I'm stood there gawping. The owner was fat though urgh.
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Yeah it's funny coz I find even the most conservative of blokes have a fascination for brothels lol
I was in a Brothel once, in the que so to speak, and a there was a man there, wearing slippers, wtching Telly on the sofa. When the 'girl' came out and said ''NEXT!'' the guy looked at me so I said go on mate, you were before me...
He said ''No, you can go first, i'll go after...''
I didn't know weather to laugh or cry. I was on drugs, drunk, sat in the hood with a man in slippers asking me to go first on a hooker.
That was a strange night.
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
FLOL!!!!
It was a waste of time and money, I'd been on an all dayer, doing god knows what, it was about 5am, I was so wired, when I eventually got a boner, I couldn't make it spit. She ended up getting bored and throwing me out.
From memory, I was fingering her and w**king myself off in a bid to wake the old boy up. She looked bored.
From memory, I was fingering her and w**king myself off in a bid to wake the old boy up. She looked bored.
Dare I ask how said situation came about? Was it suppose to be a quiet drink down the local? LOL.
Sunglasses_Ron
ClioSport Admin
Tears!!!!
I was traumatised mate! I was only about 20 years old (12 years ago!) and a load of mates were going on and on at me to do it so I did and made a right fool of myself.
I will never EVER forget that man in slippers though. If you sent a Police artist round now, I'd draw him EXACTLY as he looked that night. Its etched in my brain.
I will never EVER forget that man in slippers though. If you sent a Police artist round now, I'd draw him EXACTLY as he looked that night. Its etched in my brain.
