Mark, you're no spring chicken yourself I hear, and whats this about you taking a handbag/satchel everywhere you go? someone told me you were straight? :quiet:
I am only 31!
Whats wrong with carrying a handbag round? I need somewhere to put my purse otherwise I will lose it.
I am straight aswell, I just like the feeling of a c**k up my arse every once in a while.