What's your car called?

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My car doesn't have a name because i'm an adult.

none of ours have names ....... none of our previous cars have had names , for the same reason .!!

 

[Spinksy]

Jesus Christ.

Bit of an odd name for a ///M...

 

[Wick]

Jesus Christ.

Your thoughts on the thread or the name of the ///M?

Pierre for the old BG 182 - Stubborn French POS.
Remy for the T - Stubborn French slightly less POS.

Both the MRS' handywork. All of her cars have had names.

 

[chaski]

My car doesn't have a name, it's a car.

 

[Mr Plums]

Ben Dover and Bobby Tupper.

 

[Dr HMS Derv Destroyer]

Renault clio dci
​thats it's name ? No.... ?

 

[imprezaworks]

Ghey thread lol

 

[Chili Red]

Why does this same bullsh*t thread keep coming up?

It's a car, not a child.

 

[MarkCup]

I've named my dishwasher Dorothy and the toilet is Steve.

 

[Jaff.]

I've named my dishwasher Dorothy and the toilet is Steve.

The tv should be stevie...

​have you never seen friends!?!

 

[Adamm.]

I've named my dishwasher Dorothy and the toilet is Steve.

​Sexist!

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Why do people name inanimate objects? Honestly. Why

 

[banther]

Why do people name inanimate objects? Honestly. Why

The missus named my **** Floppy.

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[JaredHasNoBrain]

The missus named my **** Floppy.

I would've called it stringless.

 

[banther]

I would've called it stringless.

Destroyer of Worlds I feel is more apt.

Yes I got your terrible joke.

 

[Adamm.]

Tremor

 

[Coops Mk1]

Brian and Sharkey

 

[scott.p]

My car is just known as the Clio. However when I bought it the chap told me that if its called anything its called Jennifer as its reg ends JYN. :dapprove:

 

[@Spoonie]

I saw a mini today which had a sticker in the saying something like:

"LIL GAV"

"He's my mini and I love him."

Go figure..

 

[sidey]

Mine's Emily, it's written on her.



EX54 MLE

 

[Munson]

Her?

 

[DaveDreads]

The Dog Kennel.

Because my dog's been in it almost as many times as I have,
and the inside is permanently covered in dog hair and mud.

Nicknames are fine, female names are bent.

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[Jackson901]

Mines called Jibbo.

J18 BBO ...the plate came with the car

 

[Munson]

The 8 is silent?

 

[Kelv]

I'm considering calling the Trophy Sam Fox, almost good to look at but underneath it all she's a dirty lesbian!!

 

[LiamR172]

I used to call my old Megane Madeline

Just going to quote this one incase anyone missed it.

 

[172cupsteve]

Stella! She's loud and drinks a lot!

 

[zeta]

Just going to quote this one incase anyone missed it.

Don't know why I bother lols. Quite proud of that one

 

[Jaff.]

Don't know why I bother lols. Quite proud of that one

I think I get it, is it a small play on words? If so its very good. If not youve failed

 

[ColinG]

"The Vee" or "The BM"

naming cars is completely stupid IMO, both of the above would only be used in the context of my fiancée asking what I'm taking etc

​Why name a car??? SRS?

 

[zeta]

I think I get it, is it a small play on words? If so its very good. If not youve failed

Yeah it's a little play on words. I'm sure U got it

 

[Jaff.]

I doff my hat to you sir!

​very good

 

[zeta]

Sticker really completed the look

 

[Jaff.]

Ha hero!

 

[zeta]

Can't think of a brilliant one for my Clio. Was going with Kony to follow the theme and it being a weapon but I'm not 100%

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

LOL looked at it a couple of times, came back and just clicked! Very good

 

[COLZO]

Names for cars? WTF

 

[McGherkin]

Lol at Madeline Megane.

 

[M172Cup]

My old car was Susie (named by my dad... who is gay :dapprove the new one doesn't have one yet

 

[banther]

Call it Oyster Ditch.