Motorbikes
Just about to leave the office today, when I bumped ino my colleague Paul who said he saw my hazard lights flashing at lunchtime, I though he was taking the piss as he's always trying to wind me up. So I'm walking down the terrace and I see my car with no hazards on so I though "good, he was only winding me up". Get closer, zap it with my key and the remote locking aitn working, strange me thnks, battery in my key must be dead. So I open the boot and see the boot lght flashing away, again strange me thinks, so I get in the driver's seat and theres this really loud clicking noise at the passenger's footwell, i bend down and recognise it as the relay for my indicator lights!! He wasnt pissing me about this time, so I try the ingition and the battery is stone dead!! Then I see my poppy coral air freshener sitting on the floor.... guess what happened? It fell off and landed on the hazard button so my hazards HAD been on all day and drained the battery. Lucky I was able to get it jump started.
