Girlfriend Fail.

[Mr Burns]

"My 197 is doing really well on petrol Ste, I'm getting an average 34MPG even though I've been driving faster than usual if anything!"

Silly bugger has it set on average MPH. Lol.

 

[Dunn]

Lol

 

[Sanders]

Fail :-/

 

[Sam]

Bless her!

 

[Kane.]

Oh dear.

 

[Gaz_]

pics?

 

[Gt rob]

my mates missus thinks germany is in south america!

 

[theduck]

Flol!

 

[Gally]

Oh Steve! The dipsy ones are always fun.

 

[AK]

pics?

+1.

Don't like the new name though..

 

[Ray Gin]

My girlfriend has a basket on the front of her bicycle.

 

[Tiababy]

It is possible to get that in a 197. I managed it for 2 days, then I got bored.

 

[Megzy]

Steve this is bloody funny!!!!!!! Is she blonde??? X

 

[Megzy]

It is possible to get that in a 197. I managed it for 2 days, then I got bored.

Yeah driving at 40.. Mine doesn't even get 27! Haha may b the way I drive!

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

I had a girlfriend who thought Eskimo's where make believe hahaaaaa still gets me that one

 

[alexr27]

Yeah driving at 40.. Mine doesn't even get 27! Haha may b the way I drive!

I got 35 in mine doing 70 with CC on for about 50 miles!

as soon as I got off the M4 to go down south it went down......down and down

 

[mattwax]

my girlfriend went down on me there once as well.get of the m4 boys.youre in for a TREAT.

 

[alexr27]

my girlfriend went down on me there once as well.get of the m4 boys.youre in for a TREAT.

rofl!!

 

[Tiababy]

I got 35 in mine doing 70 with CC on for about 50 miles!

as soon as I got off the M4 to go down south it went down......down and down

That's driving to and from work. Lots of predicting lights, high gear low speed and no mad acceleration.

 

[Tutuur]

pmsl!!! awesome thread XD

 

[Jonny1*2]

lol. blonde is she

 

[Mr Burns]

She's not blonde no, but she's going out with me therefore I do question her intelligence.

 

[ben81]

My wife and I were in Norfolk the other week. Whilst driving along a coastal road she pointed and exclaimed "look at that bird"
It was a paraglider.

 

[mattwax]

a bird?paragliding?incredible.

 

[Caekii]

Missus: "Whats Dickie Bird doing at a Chelsea match?"Me: "Thats Avram Grant dear"Missus: "Oh, are they brothers then?"Me: Admitted to hospital with cracked ribs from laughing.

 

[mugglesquop]

my girlfriend came running into the house saying her car was about to blow up... was making a wooshing noise.

the fans had come on after she stopped the engine to cool it lol. never happened before apparently