'She'

[AdDaMan]

Aarrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!

ITS A f**king CAR!!

Really f***s me off when people refer to their car as 'She' & 'Her' its a lump of f**king metal not a person.

Please stop.

Anyone else? :quiet:

 

[JCC]

Bent. I'm pretty f**king geeky about cars in general, but even I draw the line at calling one "She".

Names are even worse.

 

[Mr Anderson]

Not as much as "flew through" and "sailed through" an MOT

 

[Poopensharten]

Simples.

Its commonly known if you say that, you're a c**t.

 

[-J-]

First world problems.

Couldn't care less if people refer to their car as 'she', 'He', 'Dave', 'Shirley' or any other name.

 

[msremmert]

Clios are definitely a 'he' rather than a 'she' anyway.

 

[Scrooge]

Doesn't bother me, I have more important things to worry about.

 

[Mr Anderson]

I used to call my Golf "Eddie" just for a laugh, and people would laugh "lol why do you call you car eddie" then other days they'd be like "Eddie is looking nice mate"

Picking the Golf up from VW after a service "Hi i'm here to pick up Eddie" got a funny look. They lol'd though

 

[Knuckles]

Aarrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!

ITS A f**kING CAR!!

Really f**ks me off when people refer to their car as 'She' & 'Her' its a lump of f**king metal not a person.

Please stop.

Anyone else? :quiet:

True dat.

ive got a college tutor who refers to everything (machines, lathes, tools, packers etc etc) as she. It's like nails on a chalk board

 

[DaveDreads]

I don't think of my car as having a gender,
but it definitely has moods like a woman.

 

[Stu172cup]

Mine is usually referred to as "the shed"

 

[Darren S]

Doesn't bother me at all really. And do you really think people referring a 'sex' to a car are being serious? If I call my car a b**ch for costing me something I hadn't planned for - does that make me guilty as well?

D.

 

[Inequality Street]

Tis only like in French, le and la, feminine and masculine. Bit like a boat, thats a feminine word, hence she.

 

[Amos91]

I always refer to my to dream babes.

 

[Coops Mk1]

I couldn't give a monkeys to be honest, I'm quite a calm person so it usually takes something that matters to make me get annoyed.

 

[Cup_Phil]

Still better than the "neverbeen" stickers

 

[McGherkin]

My car is definitely a woman, great fun when you bend her over and give her one, but she'll be a complete b**ch the rest of the time.

Plus it's a sailor thing. You wouldn't understand.

 

[MarkCup]

Simples.

Its commonly known if you say that, you're a c**t.

This.

 

[Adamm.]

Doesn't bother me, I have more important things to worry about.

+1

I'm going to make a thread moaning about people that make these kind of threads soon.

 

[Jaff.]

Here she is slammed on her arse!
Wrapped her rims in some fresh rubber!

f**k off!

Slammed is the worst, I'd love to see a car actually slammed to the floor by dropping a full skip ontop of the s**tbox, at least then it would be justified

 

[Poopensharten]

+1

I'm going to make a thread moaning about people that make these kind of threads soon.

Really? You could be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse with the amount of moaning you do. I actually think you'd moan about the weight of gold bars if i gave you them ffs.

 

[Adamm.]

Really? You could be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse with the amount of moaning you do!

Wont see me moaning about a word though mate lol.

And I thought I was a big moaner but I do chuckle at the pointless s**t people moan about sometimes.

 

[Poopensharten]

So really just moaning about people moaning? I'm out!

 

[Chip-mk1]

Its a french car, and the french refer to a car as La Voiture, which is therefore implicitly female.

So "she" or "her" in that respect seem to make sense.

But TBH, I really couldnt care less what other people call their cars.

 

[Adamm.]

So really just moaning about people moaning? I'm out!

Am I? Lol.

If anything its the other way around lol, irony.

You should feel lucky you have such trivial things to moan about I guess.

 

[loggyboy]

Not only are my cars 'shes', most have had names too.

 

[Naith]

Like I give a 0.1% f**k what peoples concerns are with my cars names. They are my cars, my issues.

/R3 NND

 

[.Adam.]

My car is called Vincent. Dealwidit.

 

[AdDaMan]

My car is called Vincent. Dealwidit.

That's an interesting surname, where's that from?

 

[Goodj]

Clios are definitely a 'he' rather than a 'she' anyway.

Pretty sure Clio is a girls name.

And what's so hetero about a shopping/school run car anyway?

I call my car all sorts of things, rarely anything pleasant though

 

[msremmert]

Pretty sure Clio is a girls name.

And what's so hetero about a shopping/school run car anyway?

I call my car all sorts of things, rarely anything pleasant though

I look at my angry, lowered, shouty little silver 182 sitting on Turinis and it's definitely not a girl. Maybe a retarded boy that might s**t his pants at any given moment.
An RX8 or a Micra - those a girls.
I call mine Little Silver anyway so it could be anything. I left it open to interpretation :rasp:

 

[Goodj]

I look at my angry, lowered, shouty little silver 182 sitting on Turinis and it's definitely not a girl.

No, it's more a transvestite.
a really needy one at that, desperate for attention, screaming at everyone
LOOK AT MEEEE! PLS!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!



For my part, Listerine is clearly a massive fag. Like Dale Winton, in a conga with the Pet Shop Boys, Marc Almond, Paul o'Grady, that iritiating irish one, the other iritiating irish one, and the other iritating irish one.

 

[rctempire]

I reckon its a male thing, as we get to ride them.

Not as if many members here get to ride anything of the female kind.

 

[Chip-mk1]

I look at my angry, lowered, shouty little silver 182 sitting on Turinis and it's definitely not a girl. Because I like being inside it and that to me means its a man

EFA

 

[cazzy]

Don't bother me tbh if it makes them happy they can call it he,she,it, or pile of crap for all i care let them have there moment i say there much more to worry about than this so on that note this thread is useless......

 

[Mr Burns]

Stanced stickers on cars with standard suspension always makes me cringe.

'I <3 Speedbumps' ...Yeah I bet you do, you can go straight over them.

 

[cazzy]

Stanced stickers on cars with standard suspension always makes me cringe.

'I <3 Speedbumps' ...Yeah I bet you do, you can go straight over them.

LOL! I've seen these stickers about and think the same! LOL

 

[JCC]

On the stance subject;

"Dial in some stance"

"Waiting for my new wheels then I'll dial in the stance"

c**t off.

 

[msremmert]

No, it's more a transvestite.
a really needy one at that, desperate for attention, screaming at everyone
LOOK AT MEEEE! PLS!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!

And then on the first date it breaks down, s**ts it's pants and screams a lot.
I don't really want to introduce the Clio as the shouty little silver transvestite though...

EFA

Lol that's the second time you've EFA'd me.
I'm just gonna stop posting and lurk.

I think people name something when they give a s**t about it. Just because I'm not going to put my dick in it, it doesn't mean I don't enjoy it or look after it.
Under normal conversation it's called "the Clio" and that's it because hardly anyone I meet knows what a 182 is anyway. Tell (most) girls you have a Clio and it's all "Awww that's a cute car", which boils my piss.
Tell them you have an RS 182 and it's all "Dafuq is that?"

 

[McGherkin]

Stanced stickers on cars with standard suspension always makes me cringe.

'I <3 Speedbumps' ...Yeah I bet you do, you can go straight over them.

I love speedbumps, because I love watching mongs trying to get their ruined monstrosities over them.

I have standard suspension.