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Yeah but you don't look like you're big enough to have your own gravitational field, whereas I do, that f*cking belly looks like it could pull satellites out of orbit ffs!

Burka's all round I think. Although I would like to see you in this one Ali.

I've never liked running even when I was mega fit, I prefer things with wheels, I might buy a cheap mountain bike and do laps of the park, i've been told by dog trainers shepherds like cycling speed as they can canter which is a more natural for them. I'll have a f*cking heart attack if I...

I'm honesty shocked by that photo, the thing is i've always eaten and drank what I wanted without ever gaining any weight, but for most of that time I was skateboarding everyday, so my metabolism was very fast and I was doing the equivalent of 3 hours of aerobics & cv work every day. I guess...

You don't notice it creeping up on you, there's no hiding from a photo though, certainly the motivation I needed to start sorting it out.

F*cking hell I look like sh*t, that beer gut is going by xmas!

I know I feel the same about F1, I love it and i'm devastated if it gets ruined for me before I get to watch it, but i'd much rather have some memories with good people I can take to my grave. Sport will always be there, good times with good people won't.

I bet if it was a load of benders chasing a sack of wind around a field you'd all be crying about it.

Oh now I remember, you were the east end gangster I was throwing shapes next to for a bit.

Right i'm a f*cking mong, I can't put you username to your face, what's worse is I know I spoke to everyone loads of times. Erik was a bit confused down the park today, anyone that randomly walked past he went trotting up to like he knew them, I think it's going to take him a while to get use...

I'm not really that tired tbh, but then i'm used to only getting 5 hours sleep thanks to Erik, he on the other hand has done nothing but sleep since he got home.

What I didn't get was why there were different grades, Rob Roy passed me one and said 'that's number 10' which had the consistency of treacle. :S

It was f*cking bizarre, I couldn't figure out if it was a taste I could get used to, or if it was utterly f*cking rank! Weird Scottish monk juice.

You went mental that's what happened.

It's like reading my posts from the last two years of CSS piss ups. lol

Not to mention a volume control, you did quite a lot of incoherent pissed up screaming.

Homo erotic display. Dress sense.

You left it there, I was the last one to leave so I took it with me otherwise it'd still be there, i've got your baccy and Rizla too.

Christ i'm a fat ugly c*nt, I should really sort that out.

He wasn't, but some of the southern fairies were scared of his accent.

I took it home along with a random chair and someone's baccy. I'm having a fry up for dinner with haggis and black pudding, cheers for bringing my favourite offal. :approve:

Dave & Scott are like the Mitchell brothers and Rob always reminds me of a 1950's spiv with watches for sale.

I've never heard anything like it, it's not a noise i've ever heard a human make before, his misses must be stone deaf to get any kip with that going on.

That would certainly do it.

LOL and a cider lolly.

Watch out for White Walkers & Wildlings.

You were hammered when you were playing RugyVolleyBall, how much (or little in you case) had you actually drunk by that point?

No matter where you stood on that site you could still hear Hordor snoring. lol

I found it funny how many lads kept asking me 'what's he saying'? lol I understood every word, you have less of an accent than Kevin Bridges.

A massive skin full helps too, I lay down and was out like a light, once I figured out the angle grinder noise was actually Scott snoring.