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  1. TheEvilGiraffe

    Clio mk3 1.5dci wipers not working

    Relays ?! Are they clicking when activating via the stalk ?
  2. TheEvilGiraffe

    Camera Recommendations

    I've got one of those. Great compared to a phone, depending what you need from a camera. It's crap at night and long exposure photos however, so it depends what you're going to do with it. Compared to a SLR it's a bit simple, but it's cracking for what it is and blows phones out of the water...
  3. TheEvilGiraffe

    My Impreza mistake

    100% agree (y) Rally car innit.
  4. TheEvilGiraffe

    I bought my dream car.

    LOTS OF TREAD (which was manufactured before you were born and has subsequently cracked and set solid, ensuring friction losses are at a minimum).
  5. TheEvilGiraffe

    I bought my dream car.

    Or tyres from this century. Brave. Lovely bus - love the reasoning behind it. Hope it behaves !
  6. TheEvilGiraffe

    Ian & Suzanne's Epic Black and White 200T's

    Hmm.. thought these were renowned for being very sensitive to the right NGK plugs ?
  7. TheEvilGiraffe

    e91 335i. The Unicorn.

    Ah no, just seen this. Would have bought it off you for more. Etc..
  8. TheEvilGiraffe

    Starting out on my own - cleaning cars for money !

    Thanks chap. I'll have to kidnap the neighbours kids (and wife) to accomplish all of that, but it wouldn't be the worst thing I've ever done :unsure: Assuming you're still Billericay way, drop a car off with me for a day or whatever. Gimme a text/PM any time :cool:
  9. TheEvilGiraffe

    Is it just me or have i just paid my money to join a club that doesnt cater for my model?

    If you're only 16 and like football, it's probably not the forum for you anyway ? https://cliosport.net/threads/meets-and-membership.722608/ Didn't seem to be much happening in N.Wales in 2013 either. Can't wait for the same message in 2027 (y)
  10. TheEvilGiraffe

    The Clio Harlequin

    Looks great !! Like a Harlequin Polo :D
  11. TheEvilGiraffe

    Death wish

    Took his gear off ? What does being nude add to this situation.. aside from making the inevitable investigation into his death that little bit weirder...
  12. TheEvilGiraffe

    Help please newbie here!

    Where are you based ? Firing the parts cannon at it seems a bit amateur... Find a decent specialist or a garage that will actually work out what's wrong..!?
  13. TheEvilGiraffe

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    There'll always be someone after one on here (y) Upgrading ?
  14. TheEvilGiraffe

    Back like a boomerang

    Long time no see, old bean.
  15. TheEvilGiraffe

    Clio's date of birth

    Maybe @The Boosh! can help... Assuming he still works for Renault UK of course.
  16. TheEvilGiraffe

    Now how can I clean this wheel?

    At a guess that's been thru the local cheap handwash and been sprayed with some strong stuff ? It looks like the surface has been eaten away. Give it a spray with some wheel cleaner and use at least a bucket full of elbow grease. Then give it a wash with car shampoo, rinse, and dry it.. If...
  17. TheEvilGiraffe

    A Foray Into Bangernomics

    Trains pull an enormous amount of mass. If this can tow 2-3,000 tons I'll be impressed
  18. TheEvilGiraffe

    Please help seeking advise asap

    Why is this a direct copy from the link ? Then you go on there to say you have a different issue ? What is your actual issue ? A thread title with the issue is far more useful for you, others trying to help and people with an issue in the future when searching.
  19. TheEvilGiraffe

    [Cancelled] Essex Breakfast Meet @ The Car Studio, Witham

    Wotfink @Sunglasses_Ron @rs 1an .... :unsure:
  20. TheEvilGiraffe

    [Cancelled] Essex Breakfast Meet @ The Car Studio, Witham

    Yeah I can't see how we can justify this.. even if the chance of 6 people being there is slim to none.
  21. TheEvilGiraffe

    [Cancelled] Essex Breakfast Meet @ The Car Studio, Witham

    Where's your commitment man ! :LOL:
  22. TheEvilGiraffe

    [Cancelled] Essex Breakfast Meet @ The Car Studio, Witham

    @rs 1an @Dr Jekyll @Scrooge @Rob @Ricardos @Kyle 86 @Sash @Sunglasses_Ron @Pacman. @frayz @MrBlonde @Clio182mike @.Simon @Fantom @RyG @Brian @brisa4984 @Trackslag172 etc./sorry
  23. TheEvilGiraffe

    [Cancelled] Essex Breakfast Meet @ The Car Studio, Witham

    Team ! Been mentioned before... how about a change of scenery - breakfast meet up at Ian and Suzanne's place, in Witham. Unit 10 Enterprise Court Eastways Witham Essex CM8 3YS If we get lots of response we can arrange for a coffee van to arrive, hot drinks and breakfast cake stuff... If...
  24. TheEvilGiraffe

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Damaged, or just dirt ?
  25. TheEvilGiraffe

    Detailing Chat & Questions Thread

    Sorted a friend's daily out yesterday. Gave it a wash as it was absolutely caked in giant bird crap about a month ago which he'd left on FAR too long (some on the roof had crazed/eaten the paint!!).. When the paint was wet, we could see some blue/yellow sparkles until it dries out and it went...
  26. TheEvilGiraffe

    Gigi the Gordini’s thread

    You mean the lazy basterds didn't do a sim-opp template for the RHD market ? It originally signifies on race cars where the driver is, so in the event of an emergency the marshalls know which side of the car to aim for. Peel them off and stick them on the RHS :LOL:
  27. TheEvilGiraffe

    A big milestone

    That sitting funny ? Or you buying your coilovers a corner at a time.... Might just be the camber of the road :unsure:
  28. TheEvilGiraffe

    Key blade cutting

    I'd like to advice you that just calling you a fat cnut isn't advice. However, advicing you to not leave your keys in your car as you lock it, you fat cnut, is some great advise. HTH.
  29. TheEvilGiraffe

    Starting out on my own - cleaning cars for money !

    I've been out of work for about 18 months now, and nothing at all is making me want to get back into an office (if that's even a thing any more). Since I had my first Clio, some 12 years ago, I've been into cleaning it 'properly' - no yellow sponges, leathers, or sloshing buckets of dirty water...
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