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Welcome back. I remember your username well but can't for the life of me remember who you are.

Mine gave up after about a year or so. I gave it to a bloke in work and he downloaded some new s**t and I've had it back about 2 weeks now and it's perfect again. Just watched about 5 episodes of friends on it actually.

I'm trying to download the Fools and horses add on but all the ones I find are out of date... pissing me right off.

Free time is non existent in my life, hence me loving the thought of a few hours all on my own in the van. Honestly, I'd love it!

I'm happy to help. Only because it's Andy! Also worth noting, my van does about a gazillion mpg.

What is a 320d going to scare with that 'move' plate?? Lol Good cars though, I'll probably get one next as they're good value now.

I have a transit connect and as long as fuel is covered, I'm happy to donate a day collecting engines/bits from A and delivering them to B. I love driving and my own company so I'd be happy to. Sadly it's only a 70bhp so I can't offer to collect the car. :-(

Can't you book the morning? And just man up a bit? I can come out with you then. I'll be out with Sam in the PM.

In fact, here he is; https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/162576177503

Speak to Ady at N2 Grafix. I'm sure he used to do them.

What do you use to clean your wheels? Judging by the faded black on the first pic, I'd say your wheel cleaner is far too harsh. If I was you I'd cost the wheels in a semi-permanent protective coating, and you should just need a very mild wheel cleaner to clean them up. Any heavy...

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Facebook unfriending c**t. I hope your next s**t is a pineapple.

Really?? The way new cars are going (s**t) tells me that the older stuff hasn't even Begun to climb properly in value yet.

I'll pay £41 if he doesn't.

So basically everything?? After 2.5 years?? ☹️

£10 says you don't. I'll strangle you.

He might save £20 on parts and maybe £50 on labour. But if he's got half a brain, he'll send it away with "CAMBELT OVERDUE" across the invoice and let you sort it. Thus voiding any responsibility he may have with the workmanship that you get carried out your end.

The seller would be mental to do the belts when he could just knock the price off. Get a price list from Renault for both belt kits, dephaser, water pump, coolant, crank bolt and some new cam end caps. He'll s**t himself and see the light I'm sure. If his mate Dave is doing it with Tipex...

Black/grey smoke is over fueling, so I'm going with an injector/coil pack/spark plug/HT lead.

Welcome to the club Laura. Unfortunately there could be umpteen things wrong with it. But without looking at it and carrying out a few basic checks, it's pretty hard to offer any advice. Have you checked your coolant level? Is the cooling system leaking? Have you checked the oil level...

Why on earth would you break it?? There's hardly any on the road. In the nicest possible way, I think that's a very poor decision.

Coming along nicely mate! Well done.,

I thought that, sounds bloody awesome! Lol

Some say the interior still smells of sperm and disappointment.

Porsche Riviera Blue?

Don't do this ffs. With the engine behind the trailer axle, you'll create all sorts of bother.

Yes, yes they do. Do they work? No, no they don't. I have first hand experience of it. The seats are too far forward from the back of the door. The fancy hinge system would work if the seat wasn't 4 foot from the door opening.

Because you have an urge to get stuck inside it at Sainsbury's because the doors don't open wide enough?

I saw one. But I saw it every day for about 10 years. It was the directors car of the garage I worked for, then it went up for sale and the bloke at the end of my road bought it. Sick at the sight of it after 10/12 years! Jewish racing gold, 2.2dci privilege. With no options. Manual. What a...