'215bhp from a remap and exhaust'..lol

[R56_Ollie]

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2828234.htm

Seems rather optomistic to me....

 

[Goodj]

each tailpipe added 10hp before any other mods are even considered.

Bodykit? whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

 

[dmallett]

Mines pushing 218bhp with a cat back, cone filter and an ebay £15 chip :rasp:

On a serious note totally optimistic!

 

[dmallett]

Double post.

 

[Gally]

Poor flamer.

 

[Kane.]

What a waste of car.

 

[Addicted]

totally ruined!

 

[Gouldy]

I love people like this. They are so stupid that I wonder if they forget to breath?

I'm now going to buy a large k and n air filter, custom exhaust and a re map so I too have 215hp........

 

[JoedotwasT5phy]

None of them have a drivers side lock. LOL

 

[john lloyd]

its a combination of spelling and mis info which worries most

 

[Adam.]

FLOL thought I recognised this.

The clown lives down the road from me.

 

[Pete.M]

I love his spelling, I can't actually understand how he managed this:

Most people would say it needs silenced because the roar when you even slightly depress the exelirator is unreal but i must say i quite like it lol

 

[Arney]

He doesnt kno? where to start. Id start by tieing a brick to your feet and taking a leap off a large peer, Il push the car in after you. (and how can you spell 'seats' wrong) even I struggle with spelling. This guy is brilliant.

 

[davo172]

What a r****d I love these threads !!!
He cant even spell PMSL at you will have to trust me on the 215 from remap as I LOST THE PRINTOUT

Got to go and get me a quad exhaust :rasp:

 

[Adam.]

He doesnt kno? where to start. Id start by tieing a brick to your feet and taking a leap off a large peer, Il push the car in after you. (and how can you spell 'seats' wrong) even I struggle with spelling. This guy is brilliant.

A large peer you say?

 

[Jcs]

I love how people put
"You will never see another clio sport that looks anywhere simelar "
Similar spelt wrong for a start but mainly the fact is you won't see another on the looks the same purely because of the fact it looks s**te

also
"drivers side door lock has been smothed fos show porpouses but i left the passenger door lock in place so you can get into the car with a key ICE lol"

lolwut? like most other clio sports came from the factory?

 

[Struggler]

i thought the sports came standard with no lock barrel in the drivers door, just the passenger door where the surrendor monkeys didnt bother changing it over for the RHD market?

and what a shame he has misplaced the RR printout, we will just have to trust his outlandish power claims lol.

 

[Silent_Scone]

SWEET. Each to their own and all that. I don't have a problem with the car even though it looks like death. However, it does pee me off a bit when they quote these fly figures which are just complete trash. Looking at the car though (and the shi* advert) he most likely genuinely thinks that 215 is about right.

 

[Struggler]

SWEET. Each to their own and all that. I don't have a problem with the car even though it looks like death. However, it does pee me off a bit when they quote these fly figures which are just complete trash. Looking at the car though (and the shi* advert) he most likely genuinely thinks that 215 is about right.

but he had the RR printout until he lost it, which surely proved the power figures!!
which is an obvious lie, i think he is trying more to flog it to some clueless chav!!

and he will probs succeed and he will boast to everyone that its over 200bhp!!
and all his idiot mates will in tern believe him! lol

 

[Earpl]

Yo Yo smothed fos show porpouses.........yo.

+ He's from Scotland......Enough said lol

 

[welshname]

stainless steal manfold

win.

 

[Arney]

A large peer you say?

yer its like a Pier but not quite

 

[TheEvilGiraffe]

What a shame....

Both my ph1 and ph2 have a drivers side lock .. :S

 

[Steven103]

exelirator

Astonishing.

215 bhp but you will need to trust me on that one bacause i have missplaced the print out from funky power and i dont fancy paying to get it put on the dyno again

I see potential for him paying for a rolling road session and then letting me have a 50 mile test drive...

 

[SimonR.]

I see potential for him paying for a rolling road session and then letting me have a 50 mile test drive...

Flol!

 

[Vish]

What a f**king r****d.

 

[one in a million]

mines running at 190bhp because i got a shorter radio aerial

 

[Goodj]

mines running at 190bhp because i got a shorter radio aerial

Stripes & Yellow fogs here - 200hp at the left front wheel

 

[one in a million]

Stripes & Yellow fogs here - 200hp at the left front wheel

wow, might consider that....how you managing with the big gains. no problems at all? have the stripes got to be perfectly alligned?

 

[Goodj]

wow, might consider that....how you managing with the big gains. no problems at all? have the stripes got to be perfectly alligned?

That's right. You need to make sure they're arrow-straight all the way.
Although I heard that if you can leave a couple of bubbles in them you get more, much the same as self-tinted windows.

Careful with the extra power though, all those horses through the left wheel could have you drifting around roundabouts, 10 seconds at a time. On the plus side it makes pre-teen girls squirt y0!

 

[one in a million]

haha legend mate.

 

[Adam-o]

Oh.
My.
God.

 

[Trev.]

that bird in the discussion section should read this to get mega gains from her 182!

couple of racing strips and shel be well on her way to 250bhp....

 

[jimbo666]

He's created a $hit car...

... and some new words to include in the next edition of the Oxford Dictionary.

swead

 

[Plummer]

I love how people put
"You will never see another clio sport that looks anywhere simelar "
Similar spelt wrong for a start but mainly the fact is you won't see another on the looks the same purely because of the fact it looks s**te

also
"drivers side door lock has been smothed fos show porpouses but i left the passenger door lock in place so you can get into the car with a key ICE lol"

lolwut? like most other clio sports came from the factory?

Thought that myself!

 

[.01mph]

guess it was used as snow plough durin winter months

 

[john lloyd]

if your stripes are down the centre of the car it balances out the extra power, if you put your stripes more to the left you get more power to the left wheel. simples.

 

[Arctic_182]

FFS WHY??????????????????

 

[Goodj]

if your stripes are down the centre of the car it balances out the extra power, if you put your stripes more to the left you get more power to the left wheel. simples.

Ah, that'll explain it, I thought I had wheel alignment issues.

I suppose I could add mo stripez, equally spaced to the right side of the car, that should have me pushing 3560hp through the steering wheel

 

[Christopher]

LOL @ 'no dreamers'

Er... wut?