230bhp tastefully modded......ktec hang your head in shame

[E11OOT]

i have a renault clio sport 172 for sale witch is know a 230 bhp up rated brakes super chip raceing cams light waight wheels loads of mods mint con in side and out 2 brand new tyers first to see will buy 1 full years mot and tax to november all so have the original bonnet all mods done by k tech raceing

 

[Bluebeard]

Looks like a hoover with wheels.

Awful thing.

 

[Darren S]

"witch is know a 230 bhp up rated brakes"

Hmmm. Is that with or without a broomstick?

D.

 

[Addz]

Shite.

 

[hillclimb_clio]

which part of that is tasteful?

 

[Curtis!]

which part of that is tasteful?

Phase 2 rear lights init

Oh wait there standard.

 

[Daz.]

I've always wondered who at k-tec stood back at that grille and went 'yeh, that looks great!'

 

[treemanx]

Az it got gud sound sistem for me choons?

 

[DMS]

That looks suspicously like one I see knocking around Heanor / Langley Mill / Ripley area on a regular basis. Tres gash.

 

[Poopensharten]

I like the way he spells raceing.

 

[Curley]

 

[conneh]

Dire, i hope K-Tecs styling department cathces on fire.

 

[john182rs]

I can not see how that is 230bhp either as the engine bay pic looks like just an airfilter and maybe it has cams with a map.

 

[john182rs]

Dire, i hope K-Tecs styling department cathces on fire.

I dont think its ktec styling department that is at fault, its the owner. If some one paid me to spray their car in a yobbish way then i would do it for the cash. So if some one goes to ktec and asked for them to fit a mirror type grill then why not.

 

[Silent_Scone]

I dont think its ktec styling department that is at fault, its the owner. If some one paid me to spray their car in a yobbish way then i would do it for the cash. So if some one goes to ktec and asked for them to fit a mirror type grill then why not.

 

[JD]

Full years MOT - until November? Are we not in July, or have I stepped into the blasted time travel machine again?

 

[john lloyd]

its full years mot and tax is until nov

it is not pretty

 

[Mike_08]

I like the wheels....

 

[Magic Johnson]

Witch.

PMSL

 

[JD]

its full years mot and tax is until nov

it is not pretty

You're quite correct. Clearly gone blind from the pictures.

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

is this E1100ts car :S just asked how its been modded to achieve 230bhp answer...

"it has had a super chip fitted with raceing cams and a indution kit and been re maped"

seriously.. poor bloke i even feel bad taking the piss out of someone so deluded.

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

ok i guess by the thread title its not his car

 

[Nightwalker]

Az it got gud sound sistem for me choons?

haha, wikid!

 

[E11OOT]

ok i guess by the thread title its not his car

double facepalm right back at you

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

yea that kinda reads back worse than i meant it too soz (note to self smoke less weed)

 

[MonkeyKnifeFight]

Uuuummm this has been relisted and i lol'd at it no longer having 230BHP!! fiver says it still doesnt sell

 

[E11OOT]

link for new ad?

 

[Brett]

I can't stand people who are deluded about cars.

I got told on holiday two years ago that remaping my 1.2 16v Clio would give it 130bhp 'right, ok. I'm going the bar.' was my response.

 

[marinemackay2003]

a little part inside of me just died

they are getting tothe point where they are cheap enough for max power types

bring on the neons and 20'' rims

 

[barker22]

a little part inside of me just died

they are getting tothe point where they are cheap enough for max power types

bring on the neons and 20'' rims

you trying to say they aren't cool already

 

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[marinemackay2003]

^you have a lot of time lol

awsome creative genius though

 

[marinemackay2003]

link for new ad?

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1842648.htm

Still cnat spel fr sht

 

[Earpl]

Dire, i hope K-Tecs styling department cathces on fire.

What about the bit that comes up with the prices lol

 

[fuel_slut]

Pffffff lol.

 

[Gray]

dat iz wel sik... erd its propa quik tho! cos ma mate got blastid by it on motaway in iz 1.2 Corsa... sed it propa pulld on im n' flew past.

 

[DMS]

Do we know where abouts the owner is based? I'm sure that's the same as one I keep seeing hanging around Ripley every time I have to venture there.

 

[marinemackay2003]

in the advert it states he is from surrey
your from derbyshire

it aint him

 

[TimR26]

That is truly awful!

 

[g.cameron]

"done by k tech raceing 30000 ono"


slightly optimistic perhaps?