5-a-Side Football - Surrey Area

[Budgie]

That's cool. I've got a gearbox that's 3/4 out, so you can give me a hand/keep me company with that after.

 

[Sir_Dave]

Quick reminder that our 10 week block booking starts tomorrow night 9-10pm.

Those that have already confirmed their interest are as follows - i will need £36 each prior to playing (ive paid £360):

1. Dave - confirmed (+ paid)
2. Ollie - confirmed
3. Mike - confirmed
4. Nick - confirmed (+ paid)
5. Vish - confirmed
6. Bigman - confirmed
7. Couzens - sort of confirmed
8. John
9. John+1
10. John+1

 

[JJS1979]

Right i think it will be these regulars with some on/offs because of there work patterns k?

1. Dave - confirmed (+ paid)
2. Ollie - confirmed
3. Mike - confirmed
4. Nick - confirmed (+ paid)
5. Vish - confirmed
6. Bigman - confirmed
7. Couzens - sort of confirmed
8. John - Confirmed
9. Grant sewell
10. Grant smith

Capes - on/off
Fletch - on/off

 

[Nick172Cup]

Just make sure they pay up rather than f**king off everyweek without please John, the last couple of times Daves taken a big hit and the rest of us have had to chip in more. Not really on if im honest...

 

[JJS1979]

I know capes owes for 1 week but I will settle his debt this week, and as far as know G+G are up to date?

Grant and Grant both have there money and capes can only pay as he plays due to work comitments.
I dont think any of my lot have turned up and played and just f**ked off every week as i try to keep on top of them.
If this is different than can Dave let me know? but im sure they dont do that.

Im only trying to keep the numbers up as if there isnt enough of us then we all dont play..

J

 

[Nick172Cup]

I know capes owes for 1 week but I will settle his debt this week, and as far as know G+G are up to date?

Grant and Grant both have there money and capes can only pay as he plays due to work comitments.
I dont think any of my lot have turned up and played and just f**ked off every week as i try to keep on top of them.
If this is different than can Dave let me know? but im sure they dont do that.

Im only trying to keep the numbers up as if there isnt enough of us then we all dont play..

J

Didn't mean to be so aggressive John, apologies. But obviously I dislike paying for other people to play football.

But I wouldn't lie about the guys shooting off without paying, hopefully Dave will be able to shed a bit of light on how bad they can be.

 

[Sir_Dave]

Angry Nick is angry

Basically, over the years, ive ended up a wee bit short, & as everyone tends tends to scoot off at the end, sometimes its difficult to work out whose paid etc.

To be honest the main culprit is now farming carrots somewhere in inbred land near snetterton, but having become liable for the full £360 for the block booking, id rather just have the 1st ten peoples 36 quid up front - saves f4rting about with excel to work out whose paid each week ...

Any profit from on/off players like Capes will simply be noted down & put in a central football/beer/hookers fund to be shared out at the end of the 10 week period

Much love xx

 

[Tony Hunter]

Football fury,love it.

 

[Nick172Cup]

Football fury,love it.

Oi you! Pipe down en all!

 

[JJS1979]

Nick - No worries matey as Dave has stated the the problem lied with the farming/carroty one..
as i was pretty sure my regulars of Grant and grant were quite good at paying..
No need to apologise, agree completely - we dont need to be paying for free footy for anyone.. Capes's hookers will come in handy tho' !
So money up front from me, G and G, tomorow eve!

 

[Ollie82.]

1. Dave - confirmed (+ paid)
2. Ollie - confirmed (+ paid)
3. Mike - confirmed
4. Nick - confirmed (+ paid)
5. Vish - confirmed
6. Bigman - confirmed
7. Couzens - sort of confirmed
8. John - Confirmed
9. Grant sewell
10. Grant smith

Capes - on/off
Fletch - on/off

 

[Budgie]

Angry Nick is angry

Basically, over the years, ive ended up a wee bit short, & as everyone tends tends to scoot off at the end, sometimes its difficult to work out whose paid etc.

To be honest the main culprit is now farming carrots somewhere in inbred land near snetterton, but having become liable for the full £360 for the block booking, id rather just have the 1st ten peoples 36 quid up front - saves f4rting about with excel to work out whose paid each week ...

Any profit from on/off players like Capes will simply be noted down & put in a central football/beer/hookers fund to be shared out at the end of the 10 week period

Much love xx

How much profit do you intend to make?!

Nick- you're so much more attractive when you're angry.xx

 

[Nick172Cup]

How much profit do you intend to make?!

Nick- you're so much more attractive when you're angry.xx

Lol!

Nick Herbert,
Cutting the bullshit and getting to the point since 1988.

Xxx

 

[Sir_Dave]

How much profit do you intend to make?!

About £16 per person from memory

Jokes

Cutting the bulls**t and getting to the point since 1988.

Young tw4t.

 

[Vish]

Cannot wait to collapse after 10 minutes of running about tonight. I'll have the monies tonight.

 

[Nick172Cup]

Young tw4t.

Given the diversity of Cliosport of late, I'm disappointed by your ageism.










You old b*****d! xxx

 

[Sir_Dave]

Just to clarify to anyone who didnt realise, football is on tonight.

1. Dave
2. Nick
3. Ollie
4. Budgie
5. Jon
6. Big Grant
7. Round Grant
8. Vish
9. ?
10. ?

 

[Vish]

Pmsl at round grant!

Why am I last? Racist!

 

[couzens]

not sure about anyone else. but im fucked this morning!

 

[JJS1979]

Yeah pretty achey today.. was epic last night tho'

 

[Sir_Dave]

Dont forget about tonight guys ....

I might not be attending due to gayness/illness though

 

[couzens]

Im out this week, dave can you PM me you Pay Pal please.

 

[Vish]

Shizer, I may be out as well as I've done my back in. I'll see if the doc can give me some proper pain killers so I can play.

 

[JJS1979]

Would it be ok for capes to bring another player tonight as we've got a few people not feeling it tonight?

J

 

[Sir_Dave]

Would it be ok for capes to bring another player tonight as we've got a few people not feeling it tonight?

J

Yeah, definately do that!

 

[JJS1979]

OK he's seeing if his mate is up for it and i've got Fletch coming agian as well..

 

[Ollie82.]

I hav to say that ive gained more bruises from this week than any of the others put together.....and nearly all are from that club footed oaf Grant.
Thats without counting the ball to face from Capes as well. FFS.

 

[JJS1979]

We've all had clumps from grant! at least you didnt get a point blank to the face with a ball from Grant sewell! haha Roll on next week!!

J

 

[Nick172Cup]

Football tomorrow?

 

[Budgie]

I'm in.

 

[Sir_Dave]

1. Nick
2. Mike
3. Dave

 

[Sir_Dave]

Next football is on Tuesday 3rd January:

1. Dave

 

[Sir_Dave]

1. Dave
2. Ollie
3. Nick
4. Budgie
5. Vish
6. Tom?

 

[Sir_Dave]

1. Dave
2. Ollie
3. Nick
4. Budgie
5. Vish
6. Tom?
7. Bigman?
8. Hallam?
9. JJS1979?
10. JJS1979?
11. JJS1979?
12. JJS1979?
13. JJS1979?

I'd suggest bringing a few of the troops John, neither Tom, Bigman or Hallam are confirmed.

 

[JJS1979]

Hey, Happy new year to all! Right i can muster a few but Grant sewell is out due to illness and capes has to work.. So..

1. Dave
2. Ollie
3. Nick
4. Budgie
5. Vish
6. Tom?
7. Bigman?
8. Hallam?
9. John
10. Grant Smith
11. Rob (grants stand-in, Smithys mate)
12. Fletch

That's all for tonight, not too bad as only really lost Capes.

J

 

[Sir_Dave]

For tomorrow:

1. Dave
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[couzens]

1. Dave
2. Couzens
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[Sir_Dave]

1. Dave
2. Couzens
3. Mike
4. Bigman
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Hallam is out as Mike broke his foot last week in the 'epic' challenge ...

 

[Nick172Cup]

1. Dave
2. Couzens
3. Mike
4. Bigman
5. Nick
6.
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9.
10.

Mike actually broke Hallams foot? Jesus!

 

[Sir_Dave]

Mike actually broke Hallams foot? Jesus!

Yup :quiet:

I’m in.

Hallam won’t be, because oddly I’ve fractured his foot in that epic challenge last week. My leg ached for about 20 minutes when I got home. His swelled up like a balloon, lol. He had a big game at the weekend- i kind of ruined that ...