Another one....

[Mendizmo]

Going with the current trends of poorly written car ads & bullshit BHP figures here's one from Facebook I thought people might want to laugh at!

What mods could achieve 50bhp on a tdi?
'Strait threw de cat & sports clutch' he says.
Also, '300 pound of talk'.... Jesus wept

 

[George182]

"300pound off talk"

Genius

 

[imprezaworks]

On description alone I would buy it

 

[AdDaMan]

That power figure is about right if you ask me. Initial gains are easy on tdi's.

 

[Gally]

£1600 for this...

I'm really not sure what kind of drugs this guy is smoking!

 

[imprezaworks]

No doubt but 'pounds', come on.

 

[imprezaworks]

£1600 for this...

I'm really not sure what kind of drugs this guy is smoking!

that is £1600? Has it got £1500 in cash hidden somewhere?

 

[Gally]

Drugs!

 

[Scrooge]

That's pretty much right on those power figures.

 

[Mendizmo]

that is £1600? Has it got £1500 in cash hidden somewhere?

Lol'd at this!

As for the gains being about right fair play! Blokes still a knob

 

[_Tom]

That's pretty much right on those power figures.

Exactly. Certainly not far off.

 

[Ian_182]

I love threads like this.Spelling is not my forte but the cheek some people have to ask for the money they do is comical,also i wonder if 300lb of "talk" is him actually meaning bullshit.

 

[Robiniho77]

What mods could achieve 50bhp on a tdi?


'Strait threw de cat & sports clutch'.

Correct :clap:

 

[Advikaz]

Sh*t car but the bhp gains seem about right for a turbo derv.

It also has completely no need for a sports clutch lol. Won't make any difference with the sh*te flywheels.

 

[ThomasBrentnall]

Yeah can't see a problem with the power figures tbh. Box and clutch won't last long mind.

 

[_Tom]

Yeah can't see a problem with the power figures tbh. Box and clutch won't last long mind.

Box will be fine. The clutch and DMF on the other hand..

 

[Scrooge]

Sh*t car but the bhp gains seem about right for a turbo derv.

It also has completely no need for a sports clutch lol. Won't make any difference with the sh*te flywheels.

it will most likely have a solid flywheel like mine if he has a sport clutch. Although to that power the flywheel will last as Long as standard.

Yeah can't see a problem with the power figures tbh. Box and clutch won't last long mind.

The box will be fine, mines been taking severe abuse from as near as makes no difference 400lbft.

 

[Advikaz]

Scrooge, just FYI I wasn't calling the car as a model sh*t I was calling that one sh*t

 

[Scrooge]

I know mate

 

[Eliganza]

That's pretty much right on those power figures.

That's what I thought.

 

[George182]

I don't think anyone was doubting the power figures..

Its just that the description of said power figures aptly highlights his/her appalling use of english!

 

[Oldskoolbaby]

To be fair guys, 95% of people can string a sentence together ok. There are people out there however who couldnt read or write a Spot the Dog book through no fault of their own but are bloody geniouses in other areas of life. Im sure many people on here have pit falls we would all find amusing, eyes too near together, a tick that makes you shout "FECK IT" or a ckoc that has such a bend you could itch your a55hole with it.

 

[Goodj]

Ain't no Toledo, certainly ain't a decat'd V5.... Really should stop looking at them