Birds don't like my clio...

[Bux]

Been up to Swindon today to do some shopping, come back to my car and this has happened:

It was clean before! :dapprove:

Had to give it another quick wash when i got home

 

[Jordi17]

its a joke. i get this everyday at s**t works car park. its hard to get off too as it bakes on

 

[MikeB]

LOL that is not cool.

 

[Leeshez]

Oh s**t that is not good. It will stain the paint work.

 

[Jamie]

Park under a lamp-post or something?

 

[Bux]

Park under a lamp-post or something?

Nope, i was in an open car park and i was inbetween other cars...

Just seemed to go for mine lol

 

[st3ve]

lmao!

That is bad.

 

[p@blo]

Grim

 

[D2501]

Lol I thought you meant you couldn't pull in it from the title...

 

[Dean.]

lol

 

[Bux]

Lol I thought you meant you couldn't pull in it from the title...

lol, it is hard to try and pull girls in a 1.2 clio

 

[stuegan23]

god thats harsh lol!!!

 

[Mark R27]

Why do birds only ever seem to crap on clean cars?

 

[Hazza]

I'd be too embarressed to drive it home, i'd have to clean it off right there right now lol

 

[Hutchie]

I'd be too embarressed to drive it home, i'd have to clean it off right there right now lol

you drive an ignis, i would be embarressed to drive that to start with.

 

[JoeyD]

^ LOL

this happened to mine once. Although i parked under a tree, so had it coming!
Yet the car next to mine had not one drop of turd... it's just black clios! probably.

 

[Bux]

Why do birds only ever seem to crap on clean cars?

They didnt crap over the really shiny black R8 that was in the car park lol

I'd be too embarressed to drive it home, i'd have to clean it off right there right now lol

I do keep a bottle of quick detailer in my car but i didnt want to ruin one of my microfibre cloths

 

[StevenMc29]

Happened my girlfriends black clio today too lol.

Parked in a full car park, only seemed to be hers that got it

 

[Will.]

lol, it is hard to try and pull girls in a 1.2 clio

Need to get a 1.4 like me. The girls dig it lol

 

[Hazza]

you drive an ignis, i would be embarressed to drive that to start with.

Good job i'm not you then

 

[guysy]

Maybe it was a dodgy ruby?

 

[Marky_]

You must have pissed them off somehow.

 

[adam172]

lol could be worse

 

[Bux]

^ That's just ridiculous lol

 

[Inferno]

Why do birds only ever seem to crap on clean cars?

Some people believe that in nature they prefer to excrete in water, leaving no visible traces and keeping the location of their nests a secret. If your car reflects it may be that birds mistake it for a lake, pond, puddle, etc.

 

[Craig.M]

bolldy hell thats alot of turd, lol, it is a hard to get off tho.

 

[Gally]

Black cars seem popular with bird s**t!

 

[Curtis!]

I get bird turd on mine at college with the lamp posts and sea gulls being around. But that is just hilarious!

 

[Cal182]

Gutted!

 

[Thorpey91]

Ouch, targeted by seagulls can't get worse

 

[iimushroomzii]

PMSL!