Black Mirror's evil twin.....(look away now, Rich)

[Darren S]

The Lover of Mud....



The Absorber of Crap....



The Defiler of PC Efforts....



........ I bring you the Derty 182 Mofo....

God it needs a clean!!!!!!

D.

 

[TeZ]

holy s**t theres s**t everywhere

 

[Alan]

Ace..

 

[Rich]

Put me off me lunch

 

[Darren S]

holy s**t theres s**t everywhere

I do try.

Combination of crappy lane outside the house, puddles and 4x4's that like to tank it past. Bastids!

D.

 

[Michael172]

oh my dear word what have you been doing with your clio ? i know you love her but jesus there is a fine line between normal and insane. you crossed it !

 

[Darren S]

oh my dear word what have you been doing with your clio ? i know you love her but jesus there is a fine line between normal and insane. you crossed it !

LOL - If you look at it closely, most of the crap has built up when the car has been stationary - the mud just splatters and then runs slightly as the Hillbillies, farmers and Yar-Yars drive past.

Plus with all the rain that we've had in the past several weeks, the lane has been a mud-bath anyway.

I'd love a garage to park it in, so SO much!

D.

 

[Craig]

looks clean. good job mate

 

[clio__chris]

looks like a proper car to me

 

[J0sh]

Thats lush. I put some serious effort into my car a few days ago. Polished and waxed etc. 4 hours later it p****d it down and now resembles that.

 

[RichF]

Minted.

 

[Maz]

Filth

 

[kully]

dirty is good :evil:

 

[Rich]

dirty is good :evil:

Apart from when it comes to cars !

 

[Darren S]

Felt guilty looking at the pics and washed it when I got home last night - lol!

Just about finished when the bloody rain started again! ARGGGHHH!!!

D.

 

[Rich]

lol the guilt got he better of you - shame it rained again though.

 

[Batman]

i knew i should havetook pics of mine before i started cleaning mine was way more dirty than this!

imagine 6 big dollops of bird splatter just on the bonnet followed by 3 weeks of berries dropping from the trees onto my bonnet and splettering everywere and the berry stones drying to the paintwork, then add all the dust and muck travelling to work and the car being left parked in an industrial site

lovely

 

[Darren S]

i knew i should havetook pics of mine before i started cleaning mine was way more dirty than this!

imagine 6 big dollops of bird splatter just on the bonnet followed by 3 weeks of berries dropping from the trees onto my bonnet and splettering everywere and the berry stones drying to the paintwork, then add all the dust and muck travelling to work and the car being left parked in an industrial site

lovely

^^^^ - they are the worst funkers of the lot! There's three cherry trees that loom over my car.

D.

 

[Batman]

i knew i should havetook pics of mine before i started cleaning mine was way more dirty than this!

imagine 6 big dollops of bird splatter just on the bonnet followed by 3 weeks of berries dropping from the trees onto my bonnet and splettering everywere and the berry stones drying to the paintwork, then add all the dust and muck travelling to work and the car being left parked in an industrial site

lovely

^^^^ - they are the worst funkers of the lot! There's three cherry trees that loom over my car.

D.

same here 3 cherry trees first its all the sap then its the cherries and it looks like road kill all over my bonnet, the birds sit in the trees scoffing their faces then crap all over my car yet im expected to have an amazing paint finish for car comps its ridiculous

 

[DH_GTI]

^^ didnt it stain the paint, the s**t and berrys ??