Breaking a TV..........

[JJ!]

We have a really old non widescreen CRT crap TV.

My misses is happy with it, but I am not! How can i break it without making it obvious!!!

 

[Neil G]

Water may do the trick

 

[Timmay]

12 bore shotgun - lots of fun then tell her you dropped it

 

[McBunny]

erm magnets would work make pretty colour marks on the screen would she replace it if it looked like this ?

 

[BrianR]

Put a 10kohm resister in the aerial lead, you will be watching everything through a snow storm till she gives in.

 

[JJ!]

Great Suggestions lol!! May do them all for full effect (bar the shotgun as that may be slightly too obvious )

 

[BrianR]

If you come home and its working again, you’ll know its not the milkman she’s seeing

 

[Vish]

Keep complaining about it! That's what I did with my parents with our old 21" TV. One day I come home and find my dad ready to order a 42" Plasma! My mum moaned about waste of money etc until she started living with it and she very soon thanked me for making them change lol

Put a 10kohm resister in the aerial lead, you will be watching everything through a snow storm till she gives in.

Do you know everything about everything BrianR? Amazed at your knowledge of absolutely anything asked lol

 

[Saundo]

De-tune all her favourite chanells, a week without the soaps should do the trick

 

[jimmy_mac]

De-tune all her favourite chanells, a week without the soaps should do the trick

Yeah, just detune everything, that way you can still flog the telly for few

 

[Rasclart]

Onevish he doesnt know everything but apparently he is 235 so you do pick up a lot of knowledge along the way

or open her up and cut/break the aerial connection and the scart connection. So no aerial feed or scart working

 

[-TA-]

full on breaking it is too obvious! a suble trick, like the resitor in the arial is whats needed! or fine tune the channels out just slightly? more and more every few days, or move the arial in the loft?

 

[BrianR]

Onevish he doesnt know everything but apparently he is 235 so you do pick up a lot of knowledge along the way

Watch it you ! you can be stopped :evil:

 

[Rasclart]

LOL I just noticed you had become a MOD

Bring it old man, no using your zimmer though thats cheating

 

[BrianR]

Bloody kids today, no respect !!!

I blame the parents.

 

[Rasclart]

Me too

You go back far enough to blame the victorians, bet you were saying the same thing then!

 

[Revels]

I'll be seeing your mother later!!

 

[Maz]

JJ take the fuse out and say you have checked everything and you dont know what it could be, shes not likely to go get a screw driver and check also is she .. lol

 

[Cookie]

Undo the case

Get yourself grounded to something

Get some rubber gloves, and a screwdriver

Carefully pop the cap on the back of the screen, makes a loud pop

Try not to touch anything after doing that

Throw it off a bridge after that, claim the dog did it

 

[richy22]

Put the resistor in the back of the Aerial plug like BrianR suggested.

Funnily enough many people used to do this and try and claim it was faulty through there insurance (i used to work for a TV repair company and we dealt with claims) some people just wanted a new TV so would put a Resistor in the aerial and complain of bad reception.

Coca-Cola used to be a favourite to killing a TV as well!

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

just take the fuse out of the plug and tell her it wont work anymore?? after all, she is a woman? infact f**k it, just unplug it, she'll probably still be convinced its broke

 

[AlexS]

Buy her some flowers.

Put them in a vase on top of the telly.....the rest is up to you!

 

[Rasclart]

Or.........

Grow a pair and just buy a new TV

 

[BrianR]

Me too

You go back far enough to blame the victorians, bet you were saying the same thing then!

Yeh, but it used to take 3 days to get a reply by postcard

 

[McBunny]

Me too

You go back far enough to blame the victorians, bet you were saying the same thing then!

Yeh, but it used to take 3 days to get a reply by postcard

3 days !! that was quick were the post horses eating speed ?

 

[Jim16v]

Burn the cable under the plug and claim it 'sparked' when you turned it on...claim its a saftey hazard or summing and insist on a new one...

just dont burn the house down lol

 

[BrianR]

Yeh, but it used to take 3 days to get a reply by postcard

3 days !! that was quick were the post horses eating speed ?

Nay!

We are going off topic here, I could end up banning myself.

 

[Peperami]

Spam.

Grow balls, buy telly, silence missus. Its a mini adventure.

 

[dick]

open it up, smash the IR reciever or unsolder it or sumthing.

she wont want to move to the tv every time tio change channel.

 

[dick]

and pepparami, im touched u used that cartman pic i put up in the pecs ttopic.

 

[Peperami]

and pepparami, im touched u used that cartman pic i put up in the pecs ttopic.

Lol, that was animated so didnt work. Found a still one though.

I thank you :star:

 

[quickshift]

just by another tv and say its stolen got it on the cheap now f**k off the other tv quickly

 

[Dafthead]

Put your foot through the front and say you had a muscle twitch

 

[al]

Just go buy a new telly.

 

[fizzy_drink]

Place a load of old hairs inside... whilst viewing her favourite soap, it should start to smell.