Bristol - Help me clean? Please

[banther]

Mod feel free to move if I've put this in the wrong section.

Basically, I live in a top floor flat so have no water or electricity supply outside.

The car is in MAJOR need of a deep clean before CSS.

Can anyone in Bristol help me out over the weekend (14th) with a driveway and a hose? Maybe youre planning on cleaning yours as well? I could sure do with some pointers!!

I can bring beers and terrible banter.

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[JaredHasNoBrain]

Yeh come to mine

 

[banther]

Yeh come to mine

Alright!

​Hate paying to go INTO Wales though.

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Got to pay to get to the better side of the bridge

 

[banther]

Got to pay to get to the better side of the bridge

Know anyone who works on the toll? I know you welshies all know each other.

​I'll be the guy going through at 80

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

aye my goldfishes nan's owners neighbour work on them.... Lol

 

[banther]

Be warned. I may take you up on your offer

You old enough for a beer? Wouldnt want to get on the wrong side of the fuzz.

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Fine! I'm free most weekends lol
haha shut up you t**t!

 

[banther]

Maybe we should get our "special friend" over to do some Dukes of Hazard / Jessica Simpson style cleaning?

I'll bring the hot pants.

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[JaredHasNoBrain]

hahahahahahaha!!
Can I wear them? our special friend can...well just be left where they are lol

 

[Knuckles]

Take it to the Colish valet who will charge best cash price?

 

[banther]

Take it to the Colish valet who will charge best cash price?

Yeah I was thinking that but I've been very bad with car cleaning so I would like to do it myself. Also, this way might be a bit more fun and I'll learn something!

 

[banther]

hahahahahahaha!!
Can I wear them? our special friend can...well just be left where they are lol

Grim. Have you heard from "them" recently?!

I havent got wash mitts or anything mind.

​Got wax and polish.

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

I got snow foam though....
yeah I got mitts and cloths btw

 

[banther]

I got snow foam though....

​Youre my hero.

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

just bought 10 litres of cherry snow foam

 

[banther]

just bought 10 litres of cherry snow foam

Can I nab some? *fluttering eyelids*

SO you free Saturday? Let me know what time is best.

​Will be good to give the car a stretch out as well. JUst got new tyres, shock, exhaust (long story) fitted so needs a run out!!

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Im working till half 2 but thats it, and free then onwards so could meet you in cardiff services and go back to mine

 

[Dan@SJM]

I can lend my paintbrush method?

 

[banther]

I can lend my paintbrush method?

​Whats that?

 

[banther]

Im working till half 2 but thats it, and free then onwards so could meet you in cardiff services and go back to mine

​Sounds like a plan!

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

​Sounds like a plan!

I've booked thursday to sunday off next week so will be washing mine next thursday. I excite.

 

[banther]

Ah so you wont be cleaning yours?

​I'll feel guilty

 

[Emma.]

​http://www.cliosport.net/forum/show...ut-Access-To-An-Outside-Tap-Hosepipe-SOLUTION

 

[banther]

​http://www.cliosport.net/forum/show...ut-Access-To-An-Outside-Tap-Hosepipe-SOLUTION

Excellent!!

​Good for future reference.

 

[JaredHasNoBrain]

Ah so you wont be cleaning yours?

​I'll feel guilty

Nah cos mine will get dirty fast lol
haha

 

[banther]

I think this has taken a weird turn... so you just want to watch me clean my car.
​FIlthy b*****d