Camping at Blyton - what do you need?

[chris blue]

A long time since we went camping, the Mrs and I - about 10 years (West of France, rained all the time and we hated it LOL)
We're staying the Saturday night at Blyton for the music- looking forward to it

Weve got a tent, which we are gonna check out and put up in back garden over the weekend, to ensure pegs and poles are all there, and little stove kettle to make a cuppa in the morning. A liitle light, getting couple sleeping bags and have a double and single airbed and inflator

Any tips on what else we should bring?

 

[DaveDreads]

Booze

 

[Big_Steve_T]

Earplugs

 

[lee M4RSH]

Lube

 

[Simon998]

Wet wipes!

 

[Cropper]

Steps - Greatest Hits

 

[chris blue]

Ask a stupid question. LOL.

 

[PP200t]

A padded coat or similar for when your missus attacks you because it's cold and raining and she needs somewhere to plug her straighteners in.

 

[DaveDreads]

A masonary drill for putting your tent pegs in, the camp site is an inch of turf over solid rock.

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Steps - Greatest Hits

Genuine LOL

 

[JP83]

A long time since we went camping, the Mrs and I - about 10 years (West of France, rained all the time and we hated it LOL)
We're staying the Saturday night at Blyton for the music- looking forward to it

Weve got a tent, which we are gonna check out and put up in back garden over the weekend, to ensure pegs and poles are all there, and little stove kettle to make a cuppa in the morning. A liitle light, getting couple sleeping bags and have a double and single airbed and inflator

Any tips on what else we should bring?

Mallet for tent pegs
Warm clothes for the evening (although it's mild, it's open and often windy up there)
Chair(s)

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Midnight snacks

 

[JP83]

BBQ if you can be arsed, otherwise do a @Knuckles and get chinese from nearby on Friday night, and enjoy the catering Saturday night.
But snacks. Lots of snacks.

 

[Cropper]

Genuine LOL

You know..

 

[andybond]

Couple of pillows.

Not to bite, but I often find I get a better nights sleep with pillows.

If you are bringing the missus fetch the duvet as well. It will allow sexy time, but more importantly warm time at 0400.

 

[Knuckles]

A masonary drill for putting your tent pegs in, the camp site is an inch of turf over solid rock.

Top tip. Don’t pitch next to dave. He insists on pitching on concrete every year

 

[Speedo Gonzales]

Step 1: Book any nearby hotel
Step 2: Read above step

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

Step 1: Book any nearby hotel
Step 2: Read above step

Ignore this homosexual advice

 

[Speedo Gonzales]

Ignore this homosexual advice

Also ignore this homophobic comment

I’m not gay I’ve told you, my boyfriend is though unfortunately

 

[MarcB]

Earplugs

100% this due to @JP83 as he could make a skyscraper crumble.

If you get Chinese have a fork in your bag or you are eating with sticks and your fingers.

if your car alarm goes off expect a large scream of "SHUT THE CUN*ING SCRAPPER UP" which @Gus will confirm.

Dont be a spanner like a hand full of us and decide to pack up at 1am and have a shite drive home.

 

[Myfanwyi]

Tent pegs and a hammer.
Purely for those who snore like feck!

 

[Gus]

Bring a camping chair ! this is essential as is ear plugs.

 

[Cropper]

Surprised nobody has said a female if I’m honest..

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Surprised nobody has said a female if I’m honest..

f**k that. I’m going to get away from her!

 

[Yosemite Sam]

Lots of beer
A chair
Snacks
Bottled water
Flip flops (communal shower floor...!)
A light
A big coat for the obligatory 2am “f**k me it’s freezing” chat around the stereo/fire.
Bin bags

 

[Myfanwyi]

Spare shoes incase you meet davedreads. A BBQ...but again hide it incase you meet davedreads.