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clios been keyed



  renaultsport 172
been havin trouble with this pussy for years, last night for the umpteinth(spl) time he starts i tell him were to shove it (as always hes all mouth and no action)

so come outside the house this morning to find a nice deep scratch running down the whole length of the drivers side

now have called the police just waiting for them to get back to me so i can give them details

i no its him cant just be a coincidence, but i no already what the police will say 'cant prove it'

so what to do?
 
  clio 172
or smash him and his motor and take his girlfreind and kill hiscat or just put bum in the titl
 
retaliation/retrubution makes you worse than him , though an eye for an eye .
there will be reprocussions thereafter too , where will it end .

you are very unfortunate atm , as it will probably escalate after you kick his ass , when you prove it was him .
 
  ITB BG 182
gets lost of shaving of rust from some old steel some where then grind down the rods that are used in welders boil them together with a bit of some thing ill pm you. then leave to cool down.
put the mixture in some thing like a plastic lemon thing with non of the juice in it.
2 strips of magnesium an then in the middle of the morning put it on his bonnet an light the magnesium.

the effect... it will burn then melt a hole in the bonnet an sink through to the engine going through anything metal or less.
 
  Golf R32
Pour Brake fluid all over his car :)

Then look forward to a nice expensive respray, someone keyed my old Golf GTI and it would have cost £700-800 for the job but luckily got it sorted at my mates dealership as a 'private job' but still cost me £400
 
  renaultsport 172
he drives an escort that's worth all of 50p

its all because his ***** of a girlfriend dumped him to go with a mate of mine he swiftly dumped her, he took her back, it will of been her who showed him were i live.

i have emailed her to say i want the money by the end of the week to repair the damage,lets just say she aint the sharpest knife in the draw so possibly she will reply with all the evidence i need
 
  Clio 182 (Black Beauty)
is his 50p escort taxed, insured, and mot?? if he`s that much of a scally might not be. otherwise just give him a good pasting. loose/missing teeth will make him think twice next time around
 
  renaultsport 172
he has a habit of throwing girls in the way then running off, i now no were he lives

police have just been there gonna make enquiries.....
 

Munday

ClioSport Club Member
  RB 182, 1275GT, C220
Sh1t through his letterbox


^^^^^ LOL


Seriously tho do it!

Haha!!! Funny that is mentioned. A mate of mine is working on a project where an old building is being restored and one night all their tools were stolen when some jipos broke in. One of the pikeys had sh*t in the middle of a room there and the police said its near impossible to get DNA from it!
If you do decide to sh*t through his letterbox at least you know he can't go getting CSI Miami Vice Crack Squad on you! ;)
 
  Mini Cooper S sport
Why do pikeys do that? Utter scum, I hate pikeys.


As for the guy that keyed the car, surely getting the boys round and beating him to a pulp should do the trick. Not that I condone violence but he sounds like a £&*%
 
  Clio MK2 (1.2)
he drives an escort that's worth all of 50p

its all because his ***** of a girlfriend dumped him to go with a mate of mine he swiftly dumped her, he took her back, it will of been her who showed him were i live.

i have emailed her to say i want the money by the end of the week to repair the damage,lets just say she aint the sharpest knife in the draw so possibly she will reply with all the evidence i need

gutted to hear,

were abouts is the damage, front wing? back? have you tried anything to try and cover the scratch(T-cut Scratch Remover?)

just curious, it isnt Mozza who did it no? sounds from the desription you have given is does:eek:
 
  Mondeo TDCI 130
Just get your car sorted and leave it, if you must take revenge do it in a few months time when you will never be a suspect!.
 
  renaultsport 172
just curious, it isnt Mozza who did it no? sounds from the desription you have given is does:eek:[/quote]

nope not mozza lol

his girlfriend has been in touch playing dumb am gonna work on cracking her

revenge is a dish best served cold
 
  172
been havin trouble with this pussy for years, last night for the umpteinth(spl) time he starts i tell him were to shove it (as always hes all mouth and no action)

so come outside the house this morning to find a nice deep scratch running down the whole length of the drivers side

now have called the police just waiting for them to get back to me so i can give them details

i no its him cant just be a coincidence, but i no already what the police will say 'cant prove it'

so what to do?

burn his car, carnt prove it. or brake his legs
 
  1.2 16v
i say, under the cover of darkness take a little trip with a bottle of nitromorse paint stripper to his motor and get to work, then maybee take some pics and post them on here...
 
iv got the same problem with a cow who lives in my court, i hear her say about opening her door on my car cos she had a banger and after that my car was keyed a few times,.
her mum just got her a new clio so its tempting to do it back to her but you just droping yourself to their level. and they might just key ya car even more.
 
  1.8 8v RSi
you realise if he does retaliate then this thread is eveidence? all it takes is the tw*t to co on the forum and print it off then show the police
 
  Formally Clio 182
If he has the sense to key someone else property, then i doubt he has the sense to even use the internet.
 
  Renault Clio 1.2
beat the sh1t outta the c**t, so that he has to eat through a straw for the rest of his life, then, smash his car to f**k, poo on his door step and ring his door bell.

alternatively you could just shoot him.
 
  Shed.
Key his car :evil: . As you said "can't prove it" ;)

Yes

Sleep with is mum.

Even Better

deck him!! lol or go key his car! nothin like a bit of revenge!

perfect !

Pour Brake fluid all over his car :)

Then look forward to a nice expensive respray, someone keyed my old Golf GTI and it would have cost £700-800 for the job but luckily got it sorted at my mates dealership as a 'private job' but still cost me £400

Nah, use paint stripper during the night. Just do it. Go out and get some and then go do it at night. It has to be done, if he trys to hurt you, then all you need to do is smack him in the gonads and places which leave NO PHYSICAL MARKS unlike the face.
 
  133/225/CLS AMG
I'd do terrible things to any c*nt that touched my car. Seriously.

Go round there, drag him out by his ears and beat a confession out of him.
 


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