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[Louis]

Bought my tickets yesterday, I'll bring some cat litter for when Kyle's box blows x

And I don't mean his cars.

 

[Krarl]

I’ll just Syphon fuel from Kyle’s car whilst he stops for lunch

You can siphon my cocksnot out of your lasses arse

 

[OEM Battery Nonce]

I’ll just Syphon fuel from Kyle’s car whilst he stops for lunch

Will you need 4 refuels in the day?

 

[Krarl]

Just topped it up



Got more for when it decides to s**t the bed

 

[Brigsy]

Can you code key cards with all that fancy tech? I've an airbag light needs extinguishing too if you could 👍.

Ive not done keycards yet but airbag is no bother. Collar me at the end of the day.

Anyone ever had any issues with running their Clio on 97 Octane fuel? I've only ever ran it on 99oct and I know they can run quite lumpy on lower octane stuff.

Just curious as I'd rather save myself the hassle of having to drive 30 mins away from the track for 99oct if 97oct will be good enough?

97 is fine on stock ecu. If mapped on 99, run it on that.

 

[JamesBryan]

Just topped it up

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Got more for when it decides to s**t the bed

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Some money in oil there 😅

 

[Krarl]

Some money in oil there 😅

I think in the last year I've spent over £300 on gearbox oil🤣

First lot of MTL leaked out, I put 2 litres in over 6 months so that's 5 bottles. Put it all back in after having the selector seal done, then 3 bottles was dispersed over Cadwell parks paddock when the diff seal went. Then I got it back together again, ran some NFJ through and then I've just put another 3 bottles of MTL in again today🙄🤣

 

[Mr Squashie]

 

[JamesBryan]

I think in the last year I've spent over £300 on gearbox oil🤣

First lot of MTL leaked out, I put 2 litres in over 6 months so that's 5 bottles. Put it all back in after having the selector seal done, then 3 bottles was dispersed over Cadwell parks paddock when the diff seal went. Then I got it back together again, ran some NFJ through and then I've just put another 3 bottles of MTL in again today🙄🤣

Redline when they hear you need oil

 

[McGherkin]

@Chode Lint don’t sit there and take the chat from these dickheads who want to siphon your tank.

Pour half a bag of sugar in there just before lunch, that’ll show ‘em.

 

[B-shaw557]

Talking of food, Toms burger house at Menai bridge is decent
Probably the best burgers around this part or Wales tbf. I always go there, never disappointed.

Also, I’m too much of a Vpower snob to not go to shell at lunch for fuel 😂 wish tracks would just have Vpower as it’s what’s most use surely?

 

[Krarl]

Redline when they hear you need oil

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I've already been invaded by the Americans

Twice

 

[Ph1 Tom]

Talking of food, Toms burger house at Menai bridge is decent
Probably the best burgers around this part or Wales tbf. I always go there, never disappointed.

Also, I’m too much of a Vpower snob to not go to shell at lunch for fuel 😂 wish tracks would just have Vpower as it’s what’s most use surely?

When they've been tested Tesco was better than V Power iirc. I had to run Tesco in an older car of mine with a high comp engine as the V Power would cause det.

I'm sure they wouldn't sell poor quality super unleaded at the track given that race cars use it.

 

[Cookie]

@Chode Lint don’t sit there and take the chat from these dickheads who want to siphon your tank.

Pour half a bag of sugar in there just before lunch, that’ll show ‘em.

He's not going to waste his lunch!

 

[RustyMojo]

You can siphon my cocksnot out of your lasses arse

She says you didn’t even reach her arse. Also that what did come out was the consistency dairylea

 

[Krarl]

She says you didn’t even reach her arse. Also that what did come out was the consistency dairylea

So which one is it Dave?

You windowlicker

 

[Brigsy]

I think im actually ready. Well have done as much as i can in the 5 months of prep

Whats the score with pit garages, are they available?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Talking of food, Toms burger house at Menai bridge is decent
Probably the best burgers around this part or Wales tbf. I always go there, never disappointed.

Also, I’m too much of a Vpower snob to not go to shell at lunch for fuel 😂 wish tracks would just have Vpower as it’s what’s most use surely?

😩

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

I think im actually ready. Well have done as much as i can in the 5 months of prep

Whats the score with pit garages, are they available?

Yep the garages are indeed available 👍

 

[Brigsy]

First come first served or allocated?

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

First come first served or allocated?

First come first serve. Having said that there should be enough for one each per session. They’re huge so it won’t matter if a few have to share.

 

[Mr Squashie]

Just pulled out 😭

 

[Krarl]

Just pulled out 😭

Least you're not gonna have another kid then

 

[RustyMojo]

So which one is it Dave?

You windowlicker

You spaz…she said you didn’t reach her arse…as in you spaffed your cheese load before you made it to her crevice. So no need to suckle any cArL juice out of anything. Just mop it up on a cream cranker.

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

Just pulled out 😭

What?!?

 

[Mr Squashie]

What?!?

Car's leaking power steering fluid from somewhere and I don't have time to find out where from. Plan was to leave Thursday morning, drive to Calais and stay overnight somewhere, then get the tunnel over on Friday and drive to Wales. Given that it's technically already Thursday morning here I don't see me getting it fixed in time 🤣😭

 

[Clio_fool]

Car's leaking power steering fluid from somewhere and I don't have time to find out where from. Plan was to leave Thursday morning, drive to Calais and stay overnight somewhere, then get the tunnel over on Friday and drive to Wales. Given that it's technically already Thursday morning here I don't see me getting it fixed in time 🤣😭

Don't be a f**king pussy. You drove it all the way there with no oil in the engine so you can bloody well drive it back with no power steering fluid. Manupski.

 

[B-shaw557]

😩

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😭😭

 

[Sir_Dave]

First come first serve. Having said that there should be enough for one each per session. They’re huge so it won’t matter if a few have to share.

If its pissing it down with rain all weekend, can us paupers without hotels sleep in them overnight

Probably less chance of us drowning/being blown off the cliffs than in our cheapo decathlon pop up tents @Touring_Rob

 

[Robbie Corbett]

If its pissing it down with rain all weekend, can us paupers without hotels sleep in them overnight

Probably less chance of us drowning/being blown off the cliffs than in our cheapo decathlon pop up tents @Touring_Rob

I returned it an bought a posh Slumit one 👌

Also, I'm absolutely broken.



Nearly finished.

 

[MarkCup]

I'm good to go. Since Bedford 2 weeks ago it's been manic, I've had to check the coolant, the oil, and the tyre pressures but thankfully they were all ok. Phew.

Sleepover at my mates tonight before we head up tomorrow. Got my camera set up in a really good place. Can't wait.

Other than that, cleaned the f*** out of it yesterday, and this morning I've got this.

 

[dann2707]

Car's leaking power steering fluid from somewhere and I don't have time to find out where from. Plan was to leave Thursday morning, drive to Calais and stay overnight somewhere, then get the tunnel over on Friday and drive to Wales. Given that it's technically already Thursday morning here I don't see me getting it fixed in time 🤣😭

 

[Cookie]

I might wipe the bird s**t off my car today, might not

 

[Ol’ Tarby]

I might wipe the bird s**t off my car today, might not

Not going on the bike now then?

 

[.Joe]

Was planning on biking it up, but decided to road test the hearse and all being well it might survive the trip up

Car's leaking power steering fluid from somewhere and I don't have time to find out where from. Plan was to leave Thursday morning, drive to Calais and stay overnight somewhere, then get the tunnel over on Friday and drive to Wales. Given that it's technically already Thursday morning here I don't see me getting it fixed in time 🤣😭

power steering pressure switch likes to go pop, unplug and might see it shoot a stream out

 

[Krarl]

Just need to wash it

If I can be arsed

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

@DaveDreads

 

[Sunglasses_Ron]

If its pissing it down with rain all weekend, can us paupers without hotels sleep in them overnight

Probably less chance of us drowning/being blown off the cliffs than in our cheapo decathlon pop up tents @Touring_Rob

Unfortunately not. They get locked up at the end if the track session.

 

[Cub.]

Have fun you bunch of wiffers!

Look after each other on track, dickheads not welcome. It’s not a race. 👍

 

[Cookie]

Not going on the bike now then?

My testicles will thank me, still not 100% after the doctor spayed me

Plus its not going to stop raining