Crazy ebay ad 2005 Renault Clio Dynamique

[DeanJ]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....57921&_trksid=p2759.l1259&_trksid=p2759.l1259

Apologies if this is a repost. I should imagine ebay will be removing the advert soon.

FPMSL

"don't forget to rev the pants off of it at all junctions and roundabouts as well. This really will increase the length of your manhood no end. your virginity is gonna be a thing of the past when the babes see you in this "***** magnet". You can almost bet your last eighth of puff your gonna get laid. Hell, might even get a few STD's as well. your gonna get a proper bird with this motor."

 

[D2501]

FLOL:

Attention Teenage Drug Dealers/Low Life & Oxygen Thieves

If you think you've saved enough benefit from your 4 children before your 20, this could be the answer to your prayers.

A proper bastardised, chaved up Skippy mobile if ever there was. Enhance your street cred at the local drive thru burger joint or council estate shop front no end with this utterly tacky converted little Renault Clio. Not your Gran's idea of a lift to town, granted, but a fantastic opportunity to increase 3 fold your class A drug selling ability. This is the car you need boys. The punters will flock to the window for your home grown skunk and other illegal substances. you just ain't gonna look out of place in this little beauty! Now I've made sure the tax ran out last November, so there is a big pat on your scrawny little backs already.

 

[Gumby]

I'm quite sad to see the thing go really. There is nothing more pleasurable to me at 41 than to drive round in this bit of s**t and look a complete prick. I'd much rather hand the opportunity to you work shy crack head council tenants any day. This little set of wheels is gonna let the other hoodies know you've made it.

 

[D2501]

Pmsl that is awesome. I liked this bit:

To show your complete and utter lack of taste and knowledge of the motor car you'll also find the ridiculous rock hard lowered suspension to your taste as well. Why not get a step closer to Gran's inheritance by offering her a lift in ya new "wheels" then taking her down the post Office flat out over the speed humps round your estate and hopefully knocking the spine out of her?

 

[Gumby]

flol. I liked this bit too:

If your an under-age drink driver, or under-age driver for that matter, this little beauty really isn't going to attract the attention of the local constabulary at all. you'll drift pass any patrol car effortlessly. Make sure there is at least 6 of you in the car though, Splif in hand. If your driving, have another swig from your 2 litre plastic "LIDL" brand cider as you nonchalantly flip the bird to the passing police patrol. Head off for the nearest estate for some tyre screeching fun. They ain't never gonna take you alive in this.

 

[joe81]

:lolup:

i'm gunna bid on it

 

[DeanJ]

:lolup:

i'm gunna bid on it

You can just tell it's going to be removed by ebay before the end of the auction but best of luck anyway

 

[D2501]

"Bring along your mums credit card or one that your mate has cloned down the petrol station."

"For any female buyer I'm offering a free Tatoo of something utterly meaninless to go in the middle of your lower back. If you haven't already got your "Tramp Stamp" that is."

Flol

 

[DeanJ]

Don't let the frivolous matter of actually holding a current, valid drivers licence and insurance put you off this bargain. A visit to your local crack house should procure some documentation from as little as fifty quid.

LOL

 

[D2501]

"You'll also enjoy the totally pointless but ridiculously noisy after market air filter. About as helpful as a fart in an astronaut suit, but hell, you didn't get where you are today by being helpful, did you?"

That's brilliant, great find!

 

[rory182]

LOL some entertaining banter in there

 

[MATT BLACK]

Bit arrogant if you ask me

 

[BenStanley]

very good ad that init

 

[D4N13L]

I might bid

 

[yellowbelly]

Why?
I love that he'll be charged ebay fee's.

 

[DannoTheGreat]

Awesome

 

[P17 TOO]

WTF

 

[richard691]

Anyone looked at the questions and replies at the bottom? :S

 

[Earpl]

Not funny.......... just some wanker trying to be clever.

 

[Leeshez]

Brilliant ad LOL.

 

[D2501]

Not funny.......... just some w**ker trying to be clever.

Lol someone has no sense of humour!:lolup:

 

[mikey123]

This guy is supposed to be a car dealer! Haha

 

[Addz]

Lol brilliant, isnt fetching much at the mo!

 

[P17 TOO]

This guy is supposed to be a car dealer! Haha

I saw that when I looked and he's got a few other cars up for sale, few Jags etc. I'm thinking maybe his account got hacked as I don't understand why he'd risk getting his eBay account suspended when he's obviously trying to make money using it?!

 

[Tez.]

well dont i just feel like a local council estate chav then owning a blue 1.2 dynamique :dapprove:

 

[Vicky.]

Pmsl at that, very good. Must admit though I was expecting something much worse than that, tbh it wouldn't take much to get that car looking alright again.

 

[DeanJ]

the updated page views and the fact that ebay will allow him to keep the advert made me LOL i posted it on facebook when i first got the link and seen it reposted by several of my friends and it seems to of went viral from there.

 

[Lewis_S]

lol @ the questions and answers

 

[MDP91]

lol, this guy lives down my road!

 

[R20 CWH]

pretty good, but not doing much with the price!

 

[danjf]

price is crazy high now!!wouldnt pay that for it, really good advert!

 

[FAST_aD13]

i had the office knob head come in muttering s**t about my car being a chavved up something to hide my 4 kids and rude boi self in today.. thought he was being his usual inwardly retarded self until he forwarded the fleabay link to the guy next to me - Is actually pretty funny!.. though seriously doesnt help my pro clio arguement when we talk cars!.. The tail pipes in my 182 are apparently used for storing hair curlers and a pair of straighteners in.. nice!

 

[Krispwee]

http://jalopnik.com/5499086/why-have-143000-people-viewed-this-crappy-renault-ebay-ad

lol look how much the postcount has grown since the Jalopnik post!

 

[DeanJ]

http://jalopnik.com/5499086/why-have-143000-people-viewed-this-crappy-renault-ebay-ad

lol look how much the postcount has grown since the Jalopnik post!

It went viral hit half a million views and ebay removed it saying:

Your entire listing is a gratuitous comment about a social group. You may only use E Bay listings to sell your items and not express opinions about other people. Do not re-list this item

a mirror of the page can be found @ http://www.wehostdns.net/clio-ebay/renault_clio.html