Died laughing, this cant be serious.

[Jason_E]

Wut.

M selling my lovly clio sports 1.2, 5 doors .sports seats APPROX abt 800£ .got big exaust on back about 200£,tinted windows 120 £,big dragen on both sides,low profile tyres with new allows .got sports bumpers,drives like farrari 4 sure .i reli love my cars voice .genuine reason guing abroad need a qucik sale but u ill love this ride 4 sure i cud take U to the motor way and u cud chk the meter and drive .ITS GOES TO 50 OR 60 IN SECOND GARE . give me ur offer guys and drive it away 07894234267 . not a single prblm in engine .cud give u gurranty for that .offers welcum but not silly ones .JUST GOT 7 DAYS TO GO. £700 No time wasters.

 

[Beef-Mc]

Looks like a Meg's Top 25 entrant.

 

[Kerryclio]

I might make an offer ROFL

 

[jesus]

I really hate that rear bumper.

 

[Jason_E]

I might make an offer ROFL

offer him £50 for the s***s. And bring it to future ClioSport meets

 

[jamesp24]

I feel sorry for the guy.

 

[Dave..]

K-tec won't be too happy with their name being on that thing

 

[Rob R26r]

What a t**t !!!

 

[Bux]

lol, it drives like a 'farrari'

 

[Paul.]

mint

 

[Poopensharten]

"no time wasters"

You wot?

 

[Jason_E]

Yep. "ITS GOES TO 50 OR 60 IN SECOND GARE". This is a serious piece of machinery.

 

[Poopensharten]

The grammar in that advert is actually scary

 

[Harpham]

I really hate that rear bumper.

What are you on about??? I love that bumper haha :S

 

[Charlie.]

Someone ring him and record the convo fo sho, we need to know the 0-60 time for a "lovly clio sports 1.2, 5 doors"

 

[Jason_E]

Whoever does it will get a free dose of oxygen.

Actually, who let this guy escape from the Jeremy Kyle show holding pen? And how did he manage to bypass school. I take it this "trip abroad" is because hes on the run from the police.

 

[Marky_]

2nd gare

ORLY?

 

[Cooksport]

It also says it doesn't have any problems, and he "cud give u gurranty for that".

Anyone fancy taking him up on that offer?

 

[K1NGY]

everything about that makes me feel ill

 

[Merk]

I Genuinely feel hate.

 

[Hutchie]

atleast the body kit lines up nice


shed

 

[Jason_E]

Anyone else tempted to chalk obsenity's into that matt black bonnet?

 

[Pete.]

Nicely flushed in handles on the rear doors. A lot of work went into that at one point forn some obscure reason. Oh yes that's it! it's a 1.2. He wud ave put fat and furos rep if he had see th flim. MOG RFLO OLL.

 

[Jason_E]

THAE CARE BE DEED GUD ANNIT.

 

[Curtis!]

offer him £50 for the s**ts. And bring it to future ClioSport meets

£50 quid, take the seats out, burn it lol.

Though I'd be worried who has sat on them before.

 

[Lee-182]

dragen on both sides

Lovely

 

[Greeny.]

woah, nice respray.

"drives like farrari 4 sure"

 

[Darren S]

K-tec won't be too happy with their name being on that thing

Too right - they should sue for inappropriate advertising!

D.

 

[Sarah]

i reli love my cars voice

omg it talks too

aint this the pimp my ride car?

 

[T26TGT]

id be ashamed to drive that

 

[GazM]

OMG, that has to be a joke! "Drives like a farrari" is a personal favourite!

 

[cat171]

I tnink it's in this thread here, lol !

http://www.cliosport.net/forum/showthread.php?t=348172&page=15

 

[kevin.s]

that gezzers got a nice quiff too lol

 

[jack_davey]

Looks like a Meg's Top 25 entrant.

+1

 

[Jason_E]

Bus Wanker.

 

[richy22]

Link to thread on barryboys??

 

[Brett]

Quite possibly the worst car i've ever seen. Would rather walk.

 

[Jason_E]

Link to thread on barryboys??

I haven't figured out how to get an account

 

[Jun]

What a mess, and wtf is up with that rear bumper?

 

[Lee.]

Someone ring him and record the convo fo sho, we need to know the 0-60 time for a "lovly clio sports 1.2, 5 doors"

+1 if anyone could manage to speak without laughing within 2 secs, would be awesome!