Dont let the Mrs Drive your car :(

[Baz 172]

Long RANT!

On the w/e went up to Cheltenham to visit a mate, so drove from good old Wales on a glorious day. On the way there my girlfriend was in a funny sort of mood and decided to pretend to spit her chewing gum at my head!? ok, by accident I hope it just popped out of her mouth flew through the air hit my shoulder and dropped into the handbrake box....Great. I can't get it out so any suggestions would be welcome.

After driving to the bowling alley and parking up with a few mates we went bowling, so the Mrs. offered to drive the car back so I could have a beer. Cool. Not so cool. When we decided to leave the venue there wasn't a car parked directly in front mine. So the Mrs. has now started the car and is ready to reverse, well what I thought anyway only she had it in 1st and was on route to mount the island/pavement which separates the cars in front. WTF. she then topped off the afternoon by pulling off a main roundabout in second gear, which the smell of a burning clutch was with us all the way home. What an afternoon. Poor Clio.

Anyone have any similar type experiences?

 

[Final Maxim]

fuckin women, my b**ch aint long told me shes expecting a baby, pfft, the s**t they do eh?

 

[Andy]

^ Get her chucked.

 

[Gareth]

my missus 1/2 kerbed one of my std 172 alloys all the way around the rim. They were all perfect to begin with, she isn't driving the car with the Turinis on.

 

[Timmay]

not my girlfriend but i let my cousin have a spin in my 1.6 dynamique - stupid cow swerved aorund a fuckin black bird sitting on the road and hit the kerb. bearing in mind my car is lowered she promptly smacked the front splitter off - made the b**ch pay for another one tho!

 

[Alan]

Wish i had a female cousin my age....

 

[Timmay]

^ - you can buy mine for a fiver!

 

[Alan]

A deep sea diver....seems like a bargain, tho pics, specs, previous owners etc?

 

[Timmay]

several previous owners - alright kinda body (not in some weird insest kinda fanaticism) havent got pics im afraid cos am only asking for a fiver - the surprise is when you get her - you dont like you can either return to sender or stuff her in a canal

 

[Alan]

Sounds good mate.....al take her..paypal?

 

[Timmay]

i know this has gotten off topiv but oh well.....


anyways paypal is fine but i charge a 5% fee as paypal sucks. to compensate for this i'll throw in a free make up kit with her

 

[Alan]

Deal of the century....

 

[Timmay]

ive got lil 4 year old cousins (male) as well - could be used for slaves i.e. cleaning your 182 perhaps?

 

[grwms]

has anyone got any blonde nympho bisexual cousins with blue eyes and a cute voice. these are the only specs my shag have for a threes up! nearly found one saturday but her eyes were brown( having loads of fun looking) and theres a suprising amount of would lesbians out there too. where they all come from ehe?

 

[Leeshez]

Unlucky . Did you get the gum off? if not try an ice cube or 3.

 

[Alan]

ive got lil 4 year old cousins (male) as well - could be used for slaves i.e. cleaning your 182 perhaps?

Nah thats not legal in this country lol

Tho i could maybe wax your female cousin..

 

[Baz 172]

Unlucky . Did you get the gum off? if not try an ice cube or 3.

I can't get to it, it's right at the back of the handbrake cover inside.

 

[Jamie _Swales]

i let my mrs drive my 182 ( shes 17 and insured on it ) wasnt that bad, although she decided she was a racing car driver and scared the s**t out me