FLOL OMG WTF.

[Dan@M.A.D]

Hahahahahahahaha
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-...omobiles_UK&hash=item43a9d0802e#ht_839wt_1185

 

[olliewebbuk]

How do you shave a door handle exactly?

Also I notice the seat is worn out to f**k. Reckon this is owned by a fatty?

 

[RDH]

GOOD RUNNER NEVER LET ME DOWN ONLY SELLING AS GOING BACK TO A NORMAL CAR LOL!!!

...was my favourite bit.

 

[stm77]

I want this car.........:S

 

[Knuckles]

Holy s**t... Is that a frs spoiler? :/

Have you seen the blue chavved up 225 on auto trader? It's ridiculous!

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

Link..

 

[Adam G]

Oh dear.

 

[Knuckles]

Found on autotrader app so can't post a link but

 

[Joe#]

The clio looks smart

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

o dear god!

 

[Joe#]

That spoiler is spoiling the car

 

[Addicted]

oh my, that really is charved!

That spoiler is spoiling the car

REALLY? that's the only thing wrong with it?

 

[Knuckles]

oh my, that really is charved!



REALLY? that's the only thing wrong with it?

Adds too much downforce innit. Ruining top speed, have you not seen top gear with the veyron?

 

[AP'Moss]

Vomit!

 

[montana]

Good god that exhaust is also chavtastic

 

[Oggy997]

L99 UST

?

 

[K1NGY]

Make an offer...

Hmm.. packet of crisps? take it to a scrappy.

Profit

 

[Sam]

Thats awful.

 

[Blacky950]

At least he kept the standard lights... Lol

 

[Jjay]

"dat kar is 4 a real G bruv" oh dear... each to their own but i would hate to drive that thing, looks AWFUL! what a shame

 

[mantis946]

Burn it to the ground. Even crushing wouldn't be enough in this condition.

 

[Jcs]

Well the clio in the ebay add is a local car, I almost crashed the work van when I first saw it.

I saw it a few weeks later parked up so stopped and took a photo



After the female driver tail gated me for a while the other day I took great pleasure in covering this shed in diesel smoke

 

[eugegall]

I actually like the whole care. Made an offer based on what i think its worth

 

[aucky]

Whyyyyyyyy?

 

[Goodj]

What a great way to lose a large amount of money.

driving law needs reforming, stop anyone under 25 owning a car and attrocities such as this would quickly end.

FaSt Car would probably go bust too. Result.

 

[olliewebbuk]

each to their own

This is the standard b****cks line used by people without taste.

The 'each to their own' attitude results in the car we see here.

 

[Bren Rogers]

What a great way to lose a large amount of money.

driving law needs reforming, stop anyone under 25 owning a car and attrocities such as this would quickly end.

FaSt Car would probably go bust too. Result.

Fast Car rang me out of hte blue the other day asking why I cencelled my subscirption to FastFord (quite a while ago). When I said "I don't own a Ford" they asked why I stopped my subscription AGAIN. When I responded with "..its the same thing every month". They just said "oh, ok bye".

I bet that is the general conversational level of a FastCar member of staff.

Back on topic. That Megane would be perfect for picnics with that table on the rear.

 

[pendulumx]

eugegall's gone 99p

I've gone £1.06

So funny if we all submitted tiny offers in small increments!
He's got auto decline on for silly offers so may aswell

 

[royz]

its a mobile BBQ

 

[Whisker biscuit]

Q. Lookin at your wee Clio and Im proper well interested just a bit worried about the paint lifting from the handle/numberplate area. Have you the paintcode if I needed to touch it up ? What condition are the rimz ? I dont want to buy this then have mega billz although Im also thinking about poppin a big Megane Diesel lump in there for showz and tings. Have loadz of ideaz. Whatz the leastest you would go ?

A.i dont have the code as i bought the car like it and have done nothing to it, you are more than welcome to view it if you are local! the rimz???? is that the wheels trims? (sorry bit thick) they have been kirbed a bit, the lowest i would go is £1150.00 but that would be it.

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

You fail at G talk

 

[Whisker biscuit]

You fail at G talk

Just added a few z's lad, thought I would have been found out if it was ott but obviously not. Question no. 2 sent

 

[Freeman_1986]

Q. Lookin at your wee Clio and Im proper well interested just a bit worried about the paint lifting from the handle/numberplate area. Have you the paintcode if I needed to touch it up ? What condition are the rimz ? I dont want to buy this then have mega billz although Im also thinking about poppin a big Megane Diesel lump in there for showz and tings. Have loadz of ideaz. Whatz the leastest you would go ?

A.i dont have the code as i bought the car like it and have done nothing to it, you are more than welcome to view it if you are local! the rimz???? is that the wheels trims? (sorry bit thick) they have been kirbed a bit, the lowest i would go is £1150.00 but that would be it.

WIN!

 

[Dan@M.A.D]

I just sent a message too

 

[Whisker biscuit]

Q. Lookin at your wee Clio and Im proper well interested just a bit worried about the paint lifting from the handle/numberplate area. Have you the paintcode if I needed to touch it up ? What condition are the rimz ? I dont want to buy this then have mega billz although Im also thinking about poppin a big Megane Diesel lump in there for showz and tings. Have loadz of ideaz. Whatz the leastest you would go ?

A.i dont have the code as i bought the car like it and have done nothing to it, you are more than welcome to view it if you are local! the rimz???? is that the wheels trims? (sorry bit thick) they have been kirbed a bit, the lowest i would go is £1150.00 but that would be it.

Reply. Back up back up you dont got a code !!! How is I gonna touch up da whip without da code. You need to find a bro to put dis to sleep, I aint buyin no whack ride thats peelin.

 

[N90DLW]

oooooohhh i hope i win

 

[Gregor11]

the even sadder part is 5 people have put in offers!!!!

 

[Gregor11]

shall we all put offers in on it? max offer £5?? ha ha

 

[Whisker biscuit]

the even sadder part is 5 people have put in offers!!!!

2 off here with 99p and £1.06 lol

 

[Gregor11]

i'll go nuts at £1.10!!